Jamaican Sandals
A married couple was on holiday in Jamaica .. They were touring
around the marketplace looking at the goods and such when they passed
this small sandal shop.
From inside they heard the
shopkeeper with a Jamaican accent say, 'You foreigners! Come in. Come
in my humble shop!'
So they walked in, and the Jamaican said, 'I have some spayshul
sandals I tink you would be liking to buy.. Dey make you wild at the
sex.'
The wife got really interested in buying the sandals, but
the husband felt he really didn't need them, being the sex God he was.
The husband asked the shopkeeper, 'How could sandals make you into a sex
freak?'
The Jamaican replied, 'Just try dem on, Mon. You doan haff to do
a ting cept try dem on.' So, the husband, after some badgering from his
wife, finally gave in, and tried them on.
As soon as he slipped
them onto his feet, he got this wild look in his eyes,
something his wife
hadn't seen in many years! In the blink of an eye, the
husband grabbed the
Jamaican, bent him violently over a table, yanked
down his pants, ripped down
his own pants, and grabbed a firm hold of the
Jamaican's hips.
The Jamaican then began screaming, 'You got dem on de wrong feet mon!,
you got dem on de wrong feet!!!
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Originally Posted by VooDooXII
