
Originally Posted by
thinkfast®
OK well Ill tell the story from the later part of my nite
so I pull up to this house out in Snellvile, mad cars outside son, it was like a video shoot
only no neat cars, just a buncha riced out s.hit
anyways me and the homey go walkin in, we're met by some jerk who asks what I got in the brown bag. "dont worry" I say, "you didnt put in on this maaaaaaaan" walk past him and thru the front door
mad hoochies at first site, in there w/ their full halloween hoodrat clothes on, I mean its like they were on a runway the way they was shakin it and walkin around, just throwin it in my face.. I tell grandma to relax as I notice she has a back brace on, and go to salute her daughter
anyways I pass the 40 yr old daughter that tried makin out w/ me (she wanted to take me to the car but I dont ride w/ fat chicks) and proceed to the kitchen.. where I see the nastiest s.hit I ever seen before, a 5'5" colombian bare assed neon green thong swimsuit borat wannabe lookin parce who is pretendin his outfit doesnt show the fact that he's smuggling grapes... gross julian thats just gross
the party continues on, they got a kiddie pool with hoodrats on their kneepads slurpin some sort of concocktion (sp?) I open up the Henny and get to work.. girls gone wild medellin edition is goin on in the living room/kitchen area, this is some s.hit straight outta a reggaeton video, awesome
the nite goes on, more hoochies arrive, Im having a swell time, julian is still bare assed, and more men are starting to get drunk and the faggettry comes out
they start playin w/ julians outfit, stickin things in and out his g string, pullin it, smackin it.. pokin holes in the fishnet, I mean the whole situation made me uncomfortable, so I lit up a blunt a kush in the backyard and smoked the dog out
turns out that wasnt a dog but julians ex, OMG WTFFFFFFFFFBARFFFFFFFF she slobbered on me yuk.. anyways I go back inside and find some old one nite stands, they ask me to dance so I slap em and say gangstas dont dance we boogie.. well I turn around in time to catch the freak show, julian is on the dance floor w/ several men sandwiching him and one is even taking his belt off, only he wasnt wearing pants? I think he was tryna be that tom cruise risky business guy, anyways he started pullin up his dress shirt and I went to yak outside.. took another shot of henny and I was good
also a very entertaining thought
how many 40's does it take for a 6'1 230 lb mexican to blackout?? I have asked myself that same question on several occasions; I still dont know...
but I bet speedmonkey Will does
pics to come? stay tuned..........