Well, most of you probably went out partying or had some sort of "halloween" get together saturday.. maybe even friday...

well, not me.... i was stuck moving.... <<< not so bad... but here's what went down saturday...


i get pretty much everything moved which is gravy... except my bed... well a good friend was down my way going to "nether world"... so he said afterwards we'd grab the bed and take it to the new place in his truck... bad part was, he didn't get back til around eleven... after all is finished we get back to my apt (where i'm moving from not too) and ed and his girl come over so we can all have a few drinks and what not...(around 1 or so)

they leave, my friend and his girl decide to stay.. so they crash on the futon...

kelly and i crashed in my room mates bed.. (no nothing dirty considering it's not my bed...)


well some more friend decide to stop by uninvited at 2:30-3:00 thinking the place was empty.. and he had his own key(use to live with us) so he let himself in... which is ok, except they were there to sleep.. and there were no more beds...

so out of the goodness of my heart.. i start breaking out the sleeping bags and trying to help them out... during the time, the said "friend" is taking his costume off... which is a firemans outfit....

me being a jokester... i "pants" him... when i did, his boxers came down as well... didn't mean for that to happen of course cause there were two girls in the room... still... most would just laugh it off...

i guess he's got the small man complex, cause he pulls his pants back up... waits for me to turn around and

SUCKER PUNCHES ME IN THE BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i'm not talking a tap... or a smack... i mean an out right UPPER CUT TO THE SCROTUM!!!!!

i was hit so hard i threw up...
my balls are swollen.. and it still hurts to walk...

he didn't stay very long after that... and has yet to apologize.......

one, friends don't do that to eachother....
two, that's a man code.... you don't hit a guy in the sack..
three, it's a complete ***** move either way you look at it...

/rant...

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