Quote Originally Posted by ahmonrah
amazingly paki, that was the first time they got the cat.....they moved here after burning the first of it's 9 lives.
after the washer incident it was:
2) his dad sat on the cat during a cricket tournament on TV that lasted 2 hours, his pops finally got off the couch to whiz and the cat immediately shot out of the cushion and...
3)...made a fast break for the patio door, but JJ slammed the door shut fearing the cat would tell authorities about the families scheme to kill it and collect insurance money, closing it's neck in the door.

4)being roasted in the microwave after katrina, 'cause the family feared a food shortage.

5)on a family trip, they put a leash on the cat at a rest stop, and pops tied it to the bumper, 35 miles later they realized the cat was missing, they pull over and the cat is hanging onto the bumper, his fur missing.

6) shot it with a bottle rocket at it. launching it 200ft in the air. he landed on I-75.

7) knowing he had limited lives left, they took it easy on it...til JJ wanted to to become a wrestler, and sparred with the cat, seeing as it was the only thing in he weight class. a series of broken bones later and 2 concussions later, JJ gave up on the idea.

8) JJ then wanted to become a drifter, and took the cat along as an in-car judge(since he talked to it when he felt alienated by humans) and the cat fearing for it's life, jumped out the car, insanely enraging JJ who then commenced to pegleg after the cat stiking it and dragging it for 1foot.

9) we all know the cat killed itself by proxy(using JJ moms) and went to heaven happily knowing the ALFANOS will be in pain emotionally for life.....
Lolol @ the ****ing breakdown. Later, QD.