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  1. 10-22-2007, 10:08 PM #1
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    Default I think a mosquito just bit my willy...

    I'm sitting in the basement checking some crap before I go to bed real quick. Wearing boxers with no buttons. I swear a mosquito flew in the slip and bit me.

    ...that's just f*cked up, man!

    Tomorrow, I'm throwing out all my boxers without a button. No question about it.

    (hey, this IS the whoreslounge, right?)
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    I've always feared for that whenever I go to India...
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    Quote Originally Posted by VooDooXII
    I've always feared for that whenever I go to India...
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    i feared that when i go to africa.. ( and when i went)
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    Well, let me give you a head's up...****'s not cool...
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    lolol, Ben ur crazy.

    Have one of them hooters chicks check it out
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    get some "no fly zone's" reps to any one that knows where that is from
    -IA MGMT is inappropriate.

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    almost any military movie that involves flying
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    Quote Originally Posted by redrumracer
    almost any military movie that involves flying
    nope
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    thats not a mosquito bite, ben... thats genital herpes. lol.
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    Quote Originally Posted by osnap
    thats not a mosquito bite, ben... thats genital herpes. lol.
    Seriously, man, it's gonna be REAL hard to convince girls for the next couple days!

    Guess I'll just have to turn out the lights.

    Hey...on that note...if I'm turning out the lights already, I won't need to use that brown bag for a little while...

    ....SWEEEEEET!
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  12. 10-23-2007, 07:54 AM #12
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    Sure it isn't the herps?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Init2winit
    Sure it isn't the herps?
    I don't know...where you found positive at your last test?
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    Quote Originally Posted by EvasiveEF9
    think a mosquito just bit my willy...
    He's probably still hungry then. Later, QD.
    FOR MORE INFO, CLICK THE PIC!!!

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    LOL @ Willy
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    LoL @ QD...I don't know. He got a vein. Despite the size, large or small...that vein still carries alot of blood.

    LoL @ the whoreslounge...for having ANY kind of conversation that can take ANY turn at ANY given time.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MikeyPrzy
    Umm...
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    Quote Originally Posted by MikeyPrzy
    This is WL! Not RLD!
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    I went camping this past summer and once I got home I jumped in the shower only to find a tick on my willy. Moral of the story is a kinda feel your pain in a non-homosexual way.
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  22. 10-23-2007, 09:38 PM #22
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    Quote Originally Posted by EvasiveEF9
    This is WL! Not RLD!
    damn
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    Quote Originally Posted by RUENVUS
    I went camping this past summer and once I got home I jumped in the shower only to find a tick on my willy. Moral of the story is a kinda feel your pain in a non-homosexual way.
    ...I think that's the straightest way any other man could "feel my pain"...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jecht
    Well, yeah...that's cuz I didn't post pictures. Duh.
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    Quote Originally Posted by EvasiveEF9
    Well, yeah...that's cuz I didn't post pictures. Duh.
    Don't.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jecht
    Don't.
    I can't.
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    Quote Originally Posted by EvasiveEF9
    I can't.
    Thats good.
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    Joker



    This proves the point I ben trying to make......................your gay
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigdare23
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    This proves the point I ben trying to make......................your gay
    ...I'm gay cuz a mosquito thought my sexual organs were more pleasing than yours?

    You should ask the mosquito what's so great since your girl won't tell you the secret...Maybe the mosuito will snitch.
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    be lucky it wasnt a spider........not that i know from any experience....just sayin.


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    Did the mosquito die afterwords?

    That would be a point of pride.
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    you should of told it you didn't like it when they use their teeth! lol



    it will happen to me eventually, its just a matter of time..
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    Quote Originally Posted by Frög
    you should of told it you didn't like it when they use their teeth! lol
    ...but...I do like it.

    Oh oh oh! And...you'll get this, but...i finally came to terms that julie is a whore, and I told her so, and i told her I never wanted to hear from her STD-carrying ass again.
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