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    My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks.

    As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us that "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super."

    On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and rather Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle.

    "Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground."

    She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one."

    To which (I swear) the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, "Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you. Tray-up, *****."

    But in real life is there a gay flight attendant?

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    /funny

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    bwhahahaha i laughed lol

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    That got a laugh out of me!

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    i thought this was the saturday.. funny.. joke? i must of gotten bad directions

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    I think I've seen that before on here...

    A+ for good intentions though. I'll rep it.
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    heh heh nice.. it's funny how they talk . lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by khaxnguyen
    heh heh nice.. it's funny how they talk . lol
    Who are "they"?

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    oh.. the queer folks. lol
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    I've seen gay flight attendants. They're extremely enthusiastic.

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    am i the only one that read that **** in gay tone?? lmfao



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    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?

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    cuz you are a gay black man...who loves the ****. Im sorry but that's the truth.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crazy Asian
    cuz you are a gay black man...who loves the ****. Im sorry but that's the truth.
    FYP lol fucc j00 s lut whore



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    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?

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    I know your a **** whore. Look you even let the devil redhead play with you.

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    she sucks a mean one man what can i say?? lol



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    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?

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    and you still let her?!??!!?!??!?!?! WTF Are you insane!!!???

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    u wouldnt..once she got a hold to it...damn dude....it felt like she was a hoover vacuum lol



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    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?

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    And that hoover vacuum is gonna rip right out of the socket.

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    o well..it would feel good while she pulls it out of the socket LOL



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    NOT FUNNY NOT FUNNY

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    LOLOLOL THINK HAHAHAHAHAHAH

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    i already did..she already pulled out and and put it back in LMFAO



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    THATS WRONG FOO!!! IM SUPPOSED TO BE KISSIN HER TONIGHT!!! GODAMN NOW IM GONNA HAVE TO DOUSE HER MOUTH WITH RUBBIN ALCOHOL!!!!

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    clorox works better..dont get that milk chocolate on ur lips..its quite addicting i hear



    Quote Originally Posted by Sinfix_15 View Post
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    LMFAO @ speechlessness



    Quote Originally Posted by Sinfix_15 View Post
    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?

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    Dude do go spluging everywhere to make her looking like a saggy old grandma. Please dont for the sake of humantiy.

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    wat u mean homie? lol



    Quote Originally Posted by Sinfix_15 View Post
    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?

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    ..spluging your soldiers all over her.

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