Quote Originally Posted by Black R
i wish i had 100 Billion dollars.....
As you're walking down the street reading the newspaper article about a bank heist where a helicopter was used to nab a safe, you're struck on the head by a large, metal object which fell from the sky. Your head is split open by this object and your brains ooze out onto the pavement causing a 93 year old lady to slip and fall and break her hip. In her fall, she let go of her cart that she uses to carry her oxygen tank and the tank rolls out into Peachtree St. aSince the tank was just recently filled up, when the garbage disposal truck ran over it, it exploded killing all 32 people in the vicinity with debris.

The large, metal object? The safe from the bank heist. The contents? 100 Billion dollars.

The helicopter got away.

Later, QD.