Corrupt-a-wish!

The rules are simple:

I make a wish, and the next person to post finds an ironic way to derive bad consequences from granting the wish, or to otherwise tag a downside to it, and so on and so forth.

For example

Poster one says

I wish i could fly

Poster 2 says

Granted, but only till you get 3 feet off the ground at which time you die!!

and then poster 2 makes a wish and so on and so on!!!!


My wish

I wish i were super man!!