Are you a fudgepacker?
I thought it was funny, if you dont or it's a repost, im sure there's balls well fitting for your gay mouth.
1. If you are over forty, and you have a washboard stomach, you are
gay. It means you haven't sucked back enough beer with the boys and
have spent the rest of your free time doing sit-ups, aerobics, and
doing the Oprah diet.
2. If you have a cat, you are a flaaaaming homo. A cat is like a dog,
but gay -- it grooms itself constantly but never scratches itself,
has a delicate touch except when it uses its nails, and whines to be
fed. And, just think about how you call a dog... "Killer, come here!
I said get your *** over here, Killer!" Now, think about how you call
a cat..."Boo Boo... come here, snookums!" Geeezus, you're fit to be
framed, you're so gay.
3. If you suck on lollipops, Ring-Pops, baby pacifiers, or any such
nonsense, rest assured, you are a Gaylord. A straight man only sucks
on bbq ribs, crab claws, raw oysters, crawfish guts, pickled pigs
feet, or tits. Anything else and you are in training and undeniably a
fag.
4. If you refuse to take a dump in a public bathroom or piss in a
parking lot, you crave a deep homosexual relationship. A man's world
is his bathroom; he defecates and urinates where he pleases.
5. If you drink anything other than regular coffee. A straight man
will never be heard ordering a "Decaf Soy Latte". If you've put a
Decaf Soy Latte to your lips, you've had a man there, too.
6. If you know more than six names of non standard colors or four
dfferent types of dessert other than ice cream and pie, you might as
well be handing out free *** passes. A real man doesn't have memory> space in his brain to remember all of that crap. If you can pick out
chartreuse or you know what a "fressier" is, you're gay. And if you
can name ANY type of textile other than cotton or denim, you are
faggadocious.
7. If you drive with both hands on the wheel, forget it, you're dying
to tune a meat whistle. A man only puts both hands on the wheel to
honk at a slow-*** driver or to cut the jerk off. The rest of the
time he needs that hand to change the radio station, eat a hamburger,
or hold his beer.
8 . If you do not send this off to all the males on your email list
because you are afraid of hurting their feelings then you are
definitley on the verge on being a fudgepacker.
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