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  1. 10-11-2007, 07:46 PM #1
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    Talking BIGGEST DOUCHEBAG IN ATL, seriously

    got this in a forward from a friend of mine who knows someone that knows the girl he's talking to in the emails, check it out, especially the website. if you don't laugh or at least shake your head in dumbfounded belief, you haven't a pulse. and btw, his email is in there in case any of you ladies or gay guys wants to give this hot shot a chance



    Just read the emails below and then visit the website. Be sure to click through EVERY SINGLE TAB on the website. Wow.


    ________________________________

    From:
    Sent: Thursday, October 04, 2007 11:01 AM
    To:

    Subject: Match Nightmare

    So I winked at this guy on match. Should have known better considering his screen name was "IvyLeagueAlum"


    He responds with the following email..


    I live in a 31 story high rise condominium, right in the middle of the Buckhead nightlife district. Do you ever come to this area of town to shop/go out/visit/explore?

    I went to an Ivy League school - the University of Pennsylvania - for my undergraduate degree in economics and my graduate degree in management (Wharton School of Business). Where did you go to school?

    What activities do you currently participate in to stay in shape? I work out 4 times a week at LA Fitness. Do you exercise regularly? I am 6 feet tall, 185 pounds - what about yourself? I am truly sorry if that sounds rude, impolite or even downright crass, but I have been deceived before by inaccurate representations so I prefer someone be upfront and honest on initial contact...

    I do mergers & acquisitions (corporate finance) for Limited Brands (Bath & Body Works, Victoria's Secret, etc). Enjoy any of our stores/divisions?

    Do you have any other recent pictures you care to share? I have many others if you care to see them.

    Regards,

    John
    sgnu88 at hot mail

    ---------------------------------

    So, I in turn send him a polite "No Thanks" thru the match system which send him the following email:

    Thanks for writing to me, but unfortunately, we're just not a good match. Good luck in your search!

    Our Portraits didn't match on:


    Â. Personality

    ------------------------------


    To which he replies the following:


    I think you forgot how this works. You hit on me, and therefore have to impress ME and pass MY criteria and standards - not vice versa. 6 pictures of just your head and your inability to answer a simple question lets me know one thing. You are not in shape. I am a trainer on the side, in fact, I am heading to the gym in 26 minutes!



    So next time you meet a guy of my caliber, instead of trying to turn it around, just get to the gym! I will even give you one free training session, so you don't blow it with the next 8.9 on Hot or Not, Ivy League grad, Mensa member, can bench/squat/leg press over 1200 lbs., has had lunch with the secretary of defense, has an MBA from the top school in the country, lives in a Buckhead high rise, drives a Beemer convertible, has been in 14 major motion pictures, was in Jezebel's Best dressed, etc. Oh, that is right, there aren't any more of those!



    Regards,


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  2. 10-11-2007, 07:51 PM #2
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    wow, lmao i bet hes like 5 ft 3 and 220 lbs sittin on the other sid of that computer hahahha
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  3. 10-11-2007, 07:53 PM #3
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    Oh, he's hot

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  4. 10-11-2007, 07:57 PM #4
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    is he serious....
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  5. 10-11-2007, 08:03 PM #5
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    paul walker and ryan phillipe look alike
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    in heard this on q100 this morning.. made me laugh
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  7. 10-11-2007, 08:14 PM #7
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    i LIRLed... lolol good find +1 man
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  8. 10-11-2007, 08:14 PM #8
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    lmao.....what a prick.
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  9. 10-11-2007, 08:17 PM #9
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  10. 10-11-2007, 08:23 PM #10
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    wow!
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  11. 10-11-2007, 08:24 PM #11
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    Prick indeed...hahahaha.

    He could kick my ass though.
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  12. 10-11-2007, 08:25 PM #12
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    Voodoo why you say that? Cuz he can bench,squat,ect,ect for combined weight of 1200 pounds? pshhh I can leg press 900....lol
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  13. 10-11-2007, 08:28 PM #13
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    What a loser.
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  14. 10-11-2007, 08:42 PM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by 00_Rusty™
    Voodoo why you say that? Cuz he can bench,squat,ect,ect for combined weight of 1200 pounds? pshhh I can leg press 900....lol
    Well...that, and I'm a damn toothpick.

    I've got strength in my legs though...mountain biking FTW.
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    this guy is a fukin tool!
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  16. 10-11-2007, 08:45 PM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by VooDooXII
    Prick indeed...hahahaha.

    He could kick my ass though.
    Voodoo you jerk, I was aware that there was a car behind me earlier. A single sentence answer woulda done.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kyle
    Voodoo you jerk, I was aware that there was a car behind me earlier. A single sentence answer woulda done.
    A single sentence answer?

    I couldn't even hear you!
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  18. 10-11-2007, 08:53 PM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by VooDooXII
    A single sentence answer?

    I couldn't even hear you!
    Oh... well then. I was trying to find parking, who was that skank you were with?
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  19. 10-11-2007, 09:03 PM #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kyle
    Oh... well then. I was trying to find parking, who was that skank you were with?


    Nice ricer flyby...I heard your turbocharger shriek.
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    Quote Originally Posted by VooDooXII


    Nice ricer flyby...I heard your turbocharger shriek.
    Hhaha not at all, I spool early and I was at like 3k. Don't flatter yourself, you're not worth my ricer flyby.
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  21. 10-11-2007, 09:06 PM #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kyle
    Hhaha not at all, I spool early and I was at like 3k. Don't flatter yourself, you're not worth my ricer flyby.
    12.3 PSi biatch!

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    Last edited by VooDooXII; 10-11-2007 at 10:24 PM. Reason: Kyle, you're still a ricer...ricer.
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  22. 10-11-2007, 09:22 PM #22
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    This guy looks like a douche, for sure...Actor/model?

    Lmao.....
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  23. 10-11-2007, 09:28 PM #23
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    A bimmer owner spelling it"beemer"? I think not. Bench/squat/leg press over 1200 lbs..... If you ask me, he's kinda skinny to be 6' and 185. Funny stuff right there!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Init2winit
    A bimmer owner spelling it"beemer"? I think not. Bench/squat/leg press over 1200 lbs..... If you ask me, he's kinda skinny to be 6' and 185. Funny stuff right there!

    Hate to agree with you on this one but anyone who actually drives a BMW knows it's bimmer....and the weight/thing is kinda off too....I'm 6'1, 235.....
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    OMG...LOLOLOLOL......I just looked at the dudes pics. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA.....What a tool!!! He isn't an actor, he's a stand-in!
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    That's Ivy League for you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Magnus213
    That's Ivy League for you.
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  28. 10-11-2007, 10:39 PM #28
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    hes a doushbag
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    Quote Originally Posted by 00_Rusty™
    Voodoo why you say that? Cuz he can bench,squat,ect,ect for combined weight of 1200 pounds? pshhh I can leg press 900....lol
    i can press over 1200 too.. big deal...
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    This guy reminds me of a Rob and Big episode where Rob was looking for a new assistant, and one in particular that he interviewed "labeled" himself similar to how this guy does with his website. Turns out, all the guy does is find other people to do his job for him, that he was hired to do in the first place.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Init2winit
    This guy reminds me of a Rob and Big episode where Rob was looking for a new assistant, and one in particular that he interviewed "labeled" himself similar to how this guy does with his website. Turns out, all the guy does is find other people to do his job for him, that he was hired to do in the first place.
    ^^^^ they might be related haha
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    maybe he was a stand in for the guy on rob and big
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    Quote Originally Posted by Init2winit
    This guy reminds me of a Rob and Big episode where Rob was looking for a new assistant, and one in particular that he interviewed "labeled" himself similar to how this guy does with his website. Turns out, all the guy does is find other people to do his job for him, that he was hired to do in the first place.

    Again I hate to agree with you but yes, it does remind me of that douche on Rob and Big.....Damn, why didn't I think of that first.....

    Let's not make this agreeing on stuff crap a habit.................
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    Quote Originally Posted by shagwAg3n
    lives in a Buckhead high rise, drives a Beemer convertible

    deusche bag!
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    Kick your ass?
    Nope... He would Scratch your eyes out :idb:


    Quote Originally Posted by VooDooXII
    Prick indeed...hahahaha.

    He could kick my ass though.
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Ren
    in heard this on q100 this morning.. made me laugh
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    lol i have seen/know worst.
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    wow.. idk what to say..the only girls that would be attracted to a prick like that is a gold digger.. so he will get it eventually.. she will take half his **** when they split up..
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    speechless...

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    I like how he lists that he used to be a mascot for things.

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