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    Default Damn glad I've grown and matured...

    Please...I hope this gives you a giggle to lighten your day...

    LoL

    Ok, so last night I'm kissing this girl goodnight after a fair date in the parking lot of a walgreens where we left her car (if you know the area, it's that walgreens @ Sprayberry Highschool) and I hear this...

    ::screet screeeeeet vrooom screeeeeeeeeet vroooooooom screeee-BAM! **engine dies**::

    So I'm like "Oh, my god...I think I know what just happened" and started laughing...and she just looks at me wierd. So she leaves (got denied of my damn kiss) and I'm like "I just gotta go see if I'm right..."

    So she takes off and head the opposite direction and make a pass through the big, open parking lat that's freshly paved where Kroger used to be and sure enough...a car parked way in the back corner with two guys looking at the steaming front... (I'm sure you've figured it out, by now)

    So I go over and get out half laughing at them...to which they didn't find funny. I was right. Two highschoolers, one pope, one walton, in a 92-95coupe civic and were...well, I don't know if we can even say "drifting" in quotes...but that's what we'll call it. Didn't see a curb, and they slammed the front end into it splitting the radiator. Walton dude was Korean, and scared as **** to tell his dad...because it still had a dealer plate on it.

    I told him I worked at a body shop, and he let me pop the hood and look. To which (at midnight) he was like "Can you fix it tonight?" I laughed and was like "uh...not unless you've got some really fat pockets..." I passed him the Auto Technology business card and he said he'd try to see me in the morning...without the use of a tow truck. He didn't show up, today...but it's amusing to me none-the-less...

    Man, I'm glad I've grown and matured.

    Oh, on top of that, they asked about my car. I was like "There's about 7grand in it...including a Bseries swap and OBD1 conversion...if you are considering a swap for your civic...now's the time" He, again, asked how much to do it. I kinda laughed and was like, "well...let's get your car running so your dad doesn't kill you. Then we'll talk."

    ...I LoL'd. Hope you did, too!
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    i didn't really lol..... but i did LIRL

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    Quote Originally Posted by EvasiveEF9
    Please...I hope this gives you a giggle to lighten your day...

    LoL

    Ok, so last night I'm kissing this girl goodnight after a fair date in the parking lot of a walgreens where we left her car (if you know the area, it's that walgreens @ Sprayberry Highschool) and I hear this...

    ::screet screeeeeet vrooom screeeeeeeeeet vroooooooom screeee-BAM! **engine dies**::

    So I'm like "Oh, my god...I think I know what just happened" and started laughing...and she just looks at me wierd. So she leaves (got denied of my damn kiss) and I'm like "I just gotta go see if I'm right..."

    So she takes off and head the opposite direction and make a pass through the big, open parking lat that's freshly paved where Kroger used to be and sure enough...a car parked way in the back corner with two guys looking at the steaming front... (I'm sure you've figured it out, by now)

    So I go over and get out half laughing at them...to which they didn't find funny. I was right. Two highschoolers, one pope, one walton, in a 92-95coupe civic and were...well, I don't know if we can even say "drifting" in quotes...but that's what we'll call it. Didn't see a curb, and they slammed the front end into it splitting the radiator. Walton dude was Korean, and scared as **** to tell his dad...because it still had a dealer plate on it.

    I told him I worked at a body shop, and he let me pop the hood and look. To which (at midnight) he was like "Can you fix it tonight?" I laughed and was like "uh...not unless you've got some really fat pockets..." I passed him the Auto Technology business card and he said he'd try to see me in the morning...without the use of a tow truck. He didn't show up, today...but it's amusing to me none-the-less...

    Man, I'm glad I've grown and matured.

    Oh, on top of that, they asked about my car. I was like "There's about 7grand in it...including a Bseries swap and OBD1 conversion...if you are considering a swap for your civic...now's the time" He, again, asked how much to do it. I kinda laughed and was like, "well...let's get your car running so your dad doesn't kill you. Then we'll talk."

    ...I LoL'd. Hope you did, too!



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    ooooo my turn my turn...

    went for the kiss...
    no kiss....
    Vteaaaaakkkk... CRASH
    LIRL... bye bye girl
    Vroom EF pOWA!
    Screech...brakes not saved by the bell
    OH SNAP (v dub guy style) you rexzor'd ur H0nDuh!
    snif snif i was dorifito-ing
    LIRL my EF is pimp shizzy! you teh sux @ drifto
    my dad is going to beat me...
    HAHA too bad... call me i make magic happen
    EF POWA UP UP AND VTTEEECCCCCC

    the end

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    Quote Originally Posted by PURE jdm
    ooooo my turn my turn...

    went for the kiss...
    no kiss....
    Vteaaaaakkkk... CRASH
    LIRL... bye bye girl
    Vroom EF pOWA!
    Screech...brakes not saved by the bell
    OH SNAP (v dub guy style) you rexzor'd ur H0nDuh!
    snif snif i was dorifito-ing
    LIRL my EF is pimp shizzy! you teh sux @ drifto
    my dad is going to beat me...
    HAHA too bad... call me i make magic happen
    EF POWA UP UP AND VTTEEECCCCCC

    the end

    LMAO.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PURE jdm
    ooooo my turn my turn...

    went for the kiss...
    no kiss....
    Vteaaaaakkkk... CRASH
    LIRL... bye bye girl
    Vroom EF pOWA!
    Screech...brakes not saved by the bell
    OH SNAP (v dub guy style) you rexzor'd ur H0nDuh!
    snif snif i was dorifito-ing
    LIRL my EF is pimp shizzy! you teh sux @ drifto
    my dad is going to beat me...
    HAHA too bad... call me i make magic happen
    EF POWA UP UP AND VTTEEECCCCCC

    the end
    better than the orginal.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LS2_KID
    better than the orginal.
    Yeah. It are a fact.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PURE jdm
    ooooo my turn my turn...

    went for the kiss...
    no kiss....
    Vteaaaaakkkk... CRASH
    LIRL... bye bye girl
    Vroom EF pOWA!
    Screech...brakes not saved by the bell
    OH SNAP (v dub guy style) you rexzor'd ur H0nDuh!
    snif snif i was dorifito-ing
    LIRL my EF is pimp shizzy! you teh sux @ drifto
    my dad is going to beat me...
    HAHA too bad... call me i make magic happen
    EF POWA UP UP AND VTTEEECCCCCC

    the end

    LOL Reps for you

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    hahahaha... nice. DOOOORIIIIIFTOOOOOOO!

    ps you owe me a reacharound.

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    Quote Originally Posted by EvasiveEF9

    Man, I'm glad I've grown and matured.

    Oh, on top of that, they asked about my car. I was like "There's about 7grand in it...including a Bseries swap and OBD1 conversion...if you are considering a swap for your civic...now's the time" He, again, asked how much to do it. I kinda laughed and was like, "well...let's get your car running so your dad doesn't kill you. Then we'll talk."

    ...I LoL'd. Hope you did, too!
    Quote Originally Posted by jerseyef9
    lol okay so your butt hurt no lmao that great i wasn't bashing you lol what a dumbass.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PURE jdm
    ooooo my turn my turn...

    went for the kiss...
    no kiss....
    Vteaaaaakkkk... CRASH
    LIRL... bye bye girl
    Vroom EF pOWA!
    Screech...brakes not saved by the bell
    OH SNAP (v dub guy style) you rexzor'd ur H0nDuh!
    snif snif i was dorifito-ing
    LIRL my EF is pimp shizzy! you teh sux @ drifto
    my dad is going to beat me...
    HAHA too bad... call me i make magic happen
    EF POWA UP UP AND VTTEEECCCCCC

    the end
    ...I wish I could rep you
    Quote Originally Posted by osnap
    hahahaha... nice. DOOOORIIIIIFTOOOOOOO!

    ps you owe me a reacharound.
    Whoever stole your car owes you a reacharound. I owe you nothing more than motivation to write it off to the game and get back in it...
    Quote Originally Posted by hydroshutter
    LoL, the swap wasn't 7grand. And had I had the connections I do now...I wouldn't have spent near the money, and would have been further than I am...
    JDMadness ==> EvasiveEF9

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    Quote Originally Posted by EvasiveEF9
    Whoever stole your car owes you a reacharound. I owe you nothing more than motivation to write it off to the game and get back in it...
    well believe me, thats worth alot to me, too. you better help me with my new project...

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    Quote Originally Posted by osnap
    well believe me, thats worth alot to me, too. you better help me with my new project...
    Figure out what you want...

    **whispers "EF"**

    Then we'll go from there.
    JDMadness ==> EvasiveEF9

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    sounds like the dumbass got served

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    Quote Originally Posted by shagwAg3n
    sounds like the dumbass got served
    School of hardknocks...hope this knock was hard enough...
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    So you lied to them?

    Referencing to how much you've spent if what I was getting at. I've spent over that this year alone, lolz.
    Quote Originally Posted by jerseyef9
    lol okay so your butt hurt no lmao that great i wasn't bashing you lol what a dumbass.

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    I don't get it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by EvasiveEF9
    Please...I hope this gives you a giggle to lighten your day...

    LoL

    Ok, so last night I'm kissing this girl goodnight after a fair date in the parking lot of a walgreens where we left her car (if you know the area, it's that walgreens @ Sprayberry Highschool) and I hear this...

    ::screet screeeeeet vrooom screeeeeeeeeet vroooooooom screeee-BAM! **engine dies**::

    So I'm like "Oh, my god...I think I know what just happened" and started laughing...and she just looks at me wierd. So she leaves (got denied of my damn kiss) and I'm like "I just gotta go see if I'm right..."

    So she takes off and head the opposite direction and make a pass through the big, open parking lat that's freshly paved where Kroger used to be and sure enough...a car parked way in the back corner with two guys looking at the steaming front... (I'm sure you've figured it out, by now)

    So I go over and get out half laughing at them...to which they didn't find funny. I was right. Two highschoolers, one pope, one walton, in a 92-95coupe civic and were...well, I don't know if we can even say "drifting" in quotes...but that's what we'll call it. Didn't see a curb, and they slammed the front end into it splitting the radiator. Walton dude was Korean, and scared as **** to tell his dad...because it still had a dealer plate on it.

    I told him I worked at a body shop, and he let me pop the hood and look. To which (at midnight) he was like "Can you fix it tonight?" I laughed and was like "uh...not unless you've got some really fat pockets..." I passed him the Auto Technology business card and he said he'd try to see me in the morning...without the use of a tow truck. He didn't show up, today...but it's amusing to me none-the-less...

    Man, I'm glad I've grown and matured.

    Oh, on top of that, they asked about my car. I was like "There's about 7grand in it...including a Bseries swap and OBD1 conversion...if you are considering a swap for your civic...now's the time" He, again, asked how much to do it. I kinda laughed and was like, "well...let's get your car running so your dad doesn't kill you. Then we'll talk."

    ...I LoL'd. Hope you did, too!
    hadn't seen you on in awhile!!!

    but yeah, i remember a night kinda like that at the walmart in kennesaw.... same car... asian kids...

    all trying to impress the "group" of "car enthusiast" there... lol...

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    Quote Originally Posted by hydroshutter
    So you lied to them?

    Referencing to how much you've spent if what I was getting at. I've spent over that this year alone, lolz.
    No no, I really HAVE spent about 7K in the Civic. Just saying if I could do it again, I could have probably done it for alot less money. However...if wishes were fishes.

    The part that really sucks is even if I spend another 10K in it...it's still just a civic...LoL.
    Quote Originally Posted by Killer
    hadn't seen you on in awhile!!!

    but yeah, i remember a night kinda like that at the walmart in kennesaw.... same car... asian kids...

    all trying to impress the "group" of "car enthusiast" there... lol...
    I've been around. Just usually busy with my own project(s) and work...
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    i r serious?

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    Quote Originally Posted by LS2_KID
    i r serious?
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    ^^^ either that's a photo shop.. or just one ugly efin cat...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Killer
    ^^^ either that's a photo shop.. or just one ugly efin cat...
    *shrugs*
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    probably just fat.. and i knew that picture was gonna come up hahaha +

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    Quote Originally Posted by LS2_KID
    probably just fat.. and i knew that picture was gonna come up hahaha +
    Well, I was looking for a different one since that one's overused...but I like it so much...that I had to touch it...with a mouse pointer...
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    reps for both if i can.. funny story specially the remix lols
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    that cat is a classic tho
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