Holy sh*t black widows scare me, once when I was in about 5th grade me and my friend were digging a big ass hole to make an underground fortress (sh*t was badass by the way) and I picked up a big rock, about 1" from my finger was the biggest damn black widow I had ever seen, I screamed like a lil b*tch.

Oh yeah, brown recluse's will f*ck your skin up bad, there are some GROSS pictures online of brown recluse bites.