that was lame..... sry.. it wasOriginally Posted by kreep
I heard that joke in like elementary school
that was lame..... sry.. it wasOriginally Posted by kreep
I heard that joke in like elementary school
and tko is a poorman's ****Originally Posted by kayfuNk
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I finished high school, im saving up money for collage. Thanks though,Originally Posted by kreep
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What can i say it's fun to pick on you little highschool punksOriginally Posted by tko
another lame joke that I heard years agoOriginally Posted by kreep
can't have you thinkg you're right can i? that might give you a sense of accomplishment. and we both know you've never accomplished anything besides a GED and a job at the drivethrough.Originally Posted by tko
can i get fries with that?
I thought life gave you a call and said you were done. why are you still talking?Originally Posted by tko
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I am not tryin to impressanyone here. I made myself laugh thats good enough for me. It was retarted though......Originally Posted by Clegger
Not bad,Originally Posted by kayfuNk
. Sadly, you're way off.
you should definitely go to "collage"Originally Posted by tko
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/kəˈlɑʒ, koʊ-/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[kuh-lahzh, koh-] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation noun, verb, -laged, -lagˇing. noun 1.a technique of composing a work of art by pasting on a single surface various materials not normally associated with one another, as newspaper clippings, parts of photographs, theater tickets, and fragments of an envelope.
Your mom's so fat she can't even jump to a conclusion.
Your mom's so fat, when she dances the band skips.
Your mom's so fat, I have to take a bus a train and a cab just to get on her good side.
Your mother's so fat, her clothes have stretch marks.
Your mother's so fat, she needs a watch on both arms because she covers two time zones.
Your mother's so fat, you could slap her butt and ride the waves.
Your mother's so fat, she needs a hula hoop to keep her socks up.
Your mother's so fat, when she goes to a restaurant she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate.
Your mother's so fat, when they used her underwear for bungee jumping, they hit the ground.
Your mother's so fat, when she goes to a restaurant she looks at the menu and says, "OK"!
Your mom's so fat, when she lays on the beach, people run around yelling, "Free Willie!"
Your mom's so big, she plays marbles with planets.
Your mom's so fat, her belt size is the equator.
Your mom's so fat, she has to buy two airplane tickets.
Your mom's so fat, when she turns around they throw her a welcome back party.
Your mom's so fat she uses a satellite dish as a diaphragm.
Your mom's so fat when she took her dress to the cleaners they told her, "Sorry, we don't do curtains."
Your mom's so fat, the back of her neck looks like a pack of franks.
Your mom's so fat, she sat on four quarters and made a dollar.
Your mom's so big, when the family wants to watch home movies they ask her to wear white.
Your mothers so fat, she was baptized at Sea World.
Your mothers so fat, people jog around her for exercise.
Your mothers so fat, she went to the movies and sat next to everyone.
Your mothers so fat, she's on a light diet...as soon as it gets light out she starts eating.
Your mothers so big that she sat on a rainbow and got Skittles.
Your mothers so fat that when she wore an "X" jacket a helicopter tried to land on her back.
Your mothers head is so big, it shows up on radar.
Your mothers so fat, when she went to the beach, she was the only one that got a tan.
Your mothers so fat your bath tub has stretch marks.
Your mothers so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, "To be continued."
Your mothers so fat, she got a run in her jeans.
Your mothers so fat, she irons her clothes on the driveway.
Your mothers so fat, she sells shade in the summer.
Your mothers so fat, she left the house with high-heels and came back with flip-flops.
Your mothers so fat, when I got on top of her my ears popped.
Your mothers so fat, she influences the tides.
Your mothers so fat, when she fell over, she rocked herself to sleep trying to get up again.
Your mothers so fat, she was baptized at Marine World.
Your mothers so fat, she has her own area code.
Your mothers so fat, they got her face on the Crisco can.
Your mothers so fat, she stepped on a scale and it said "Sorry, we don't do live stock."
Yo mama so fat, were in her right now.
Yo mama so ugly, her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.
Yo mama so ugly, when she walks down the street in September, people say "Damn, is it Halloween already?"
Yo mama so fat, every time someone say "Kool Aid" she bust through the wall.
Yo mama so fat, her legs are like spoiled milk - white & chunky!
Yo mama so fat, you have to roll her in flour and look for the wet spot to **** her
Yo mama so fat, she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller
Yo mama so fat, she broke her leg, and gravy poured out!
Yo mama so nasty, I called her for phone sex and she gave me an ear infection.
Yo mama so ugly, she went into an hunted house and came out with an application
Yo mama so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
Yo mama so ugly, her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her
Yo mama so ugly, the government moved Halloween to her birthday.
Yo mama so ugly, that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects.
Yo mama so ugly, when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours... for a quote!
Yo mama so fat, her nickname is "DAMN"
Yo mama so fat, that she needs a sock for each toe
Yo mama so fat, she eats Wheat Thicks.
Yo mama so slutty, she could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch ball!
Yo mama so slutty, she could suck a golf ball through six feet of garden hose
Yo mama so poor, her face is on the front of a food stamp.
Yo mama's like a refrigerator, everyone sticks their meat in her.
+1Originally Posted by kayfuNk
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Originally Posted by tko
and super size that please.
Guess even a moron knows how to use google.Originally Posted by kayfuNk
is that all??Originally Posted by tko
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....too easy... not even gonna say anythingOriginally Posted by tko
Has been fun, people. I will continue jocking on you all when I get back. Late
Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you`d had enough oxygen at birth?
making you less than a moron? seeing as you still mispelled "college" the thing you're saving up for, remember? since GED's can't get you scholarships i guess you would have to save. maybe if you had paid more attention in clas instead of driving your parents audi thinking you were cool you might have gotten a well worth average rather than that D- you got rounded off nicely with the B you got from woodshop.Originally Posted by tko
I guess a moron spells college like this collageOriginally Posted by tko
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Tko isn't stupid; he's possessed by a retarded ghost.
***** this is not 106 & park we do not speak ebonicsOriginally Posted by tko
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prob. because the real world > you!Originally Posted by tko
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are you ****ing kidding me?!?! you are the lamest most immature mother****er on IA.Originally Posted by tko
EF SQUAD FTMFW!!!!![]()
lamest.. yes.. immature? there's definitely worse.Originally Posted by SL65AMG
Am I the only one that noticed that TKO never really says anything? While you guys were trying to own him, all his anwsers were "is that the best you got?" "try again" "lame" while never really trying to fight back. It was like spanking a child and the child says "that didn't hurt". But he made DAYUMMM sure to lick QD's balls clean after the prison-style anal rape Qdizzle gave him. Alter-ego FTL.
yea i noticed, which is why i stopped, then he tried to be clever and i shut him down again.Originally Posted by Echonova
That has to be one of my most finest ownages ever on IA. I've never had someone admit they got virtually raped. Usually they just go away and hope it the thread goes to Page 2. Later, QD.Originally Posted by Echonova
Mad Libs!Originally Posted by Ran
Edit: Haha, wow didn't realize how much this thread had progressed...I'm late.
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Very, lolol. Later, QD.Originally Posted by DeweyWRX
umm **** **** **** mother **** and the **** and the ****...
****, asshole, mother ******, bitchass...hoes...
damn it boy!
grand prix.....
I don't know if I'm just weird, but whenever I read the stars I make the little bleep noise like they play on Jerry Springer in my mind. I think something is wrong with me.
BUY MY NEW BOOK! ITS CALLED, IF YOU LIKE IMPORTANTLANTA THERE'S A STRONG CHANCE YOU'RE A FAGGOT
I think the filter would be better if it would just filter the vowels of curse words. Like F*ck, Sh*t, C*nt, B*tch that way the word intended still gets across if you're over the age of 12. Just my f*ckin two god D*mn cents.
Or you can be smarter than a fifth grader and figure it out by the word the was said either before or after
lol tko just seriously got
That makes my brain hurt. And sometimes when you string a couple profanities together it's hard to decipher you **** **** ass stain ****ing **** **** **** balls ***** mother ******. lolOriginally Posted by Clegger