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  1. 10-01-2007, 09:50 AM #1
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    Default **710 Byatchhhhh**

    A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage. A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten.
    We all looked at each other and another customer asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten?"
    She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one..." She replied that she did not know exactly what it was, but this piece had always been there.
    The mechanic gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710.
    He then took her over to another car which had its hood up and asked "is there a 710 on this car?"
    She pointed and said, "Of course, it's right there."
    If you're not sure what a 710 is ...................ummmmmm? here ya go
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  2. 10-01-2007, 09:53 AM #2
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    PARTY LIKE ITS 1999!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    Or, in this case, 1899. Later, QD.
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    i want repz for this!!!!!!.......1
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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH........
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    HAHAHAHAHAHAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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    WOWOWOW.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nitro
    A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage. A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten.
    We all looked at each other and another customer asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten?"
    She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one..." She replied that she did not know exactly what it was, but this piece had always been there.
    The mechanic gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710.
    He then took her over to another car which had its hood up and asked "is there a 710 on this car?"
    She pointed and said, "Of course, it's right there."
    If you're not sure what a 710 is ...................ummmmmm? here ya go
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    Resize sig area!
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    re-f*cking-post.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KDM guy
    re-f*cking-post.
    x2^9999999999
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sinfix_15 View Post
    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?
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  12. 10-01-2007, 11:51 AM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by KDM guy
    re-f*cking-post.


    i did a search on here....BITE ME



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    Quote Originally Posted by Nitro
    BITE ME
    be careful who u tell that...if tiffany enters there aint gona be nothin left on u..



    Quote Originally Posted by Sinfix_15 View Post
    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nitro
    i did a search on here....BITE ME



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    Just to let you know, I have rabies. Do you really want me to bite you?
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  15. 10-01-2007, 11:59 AM #15
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    ROFL!!!!!! REPS son REPS
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    Quote Originally Posted by phatboislim
    be careful who u tell that...if tiffany enters there aint gona be nothin left on u..

    ahahhahaha thats a big *****! HAHAHAHHAHA
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    white power!!!!!! .....1
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  17. 10-01-2007, 12:09 PM #17
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    i don't get it
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nismo
    ahahhahaha thats a big *****! HAHAHAHHAHA
    hell nah....only a matter of time before she sniffs this......i mean reads this thread!!!!!!.........1
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    Quote Originally Posted by LS2_KID
    i don't get it
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  20. 10-01-2007, 12:27 PM #20
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    i lold
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    You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Nitro again
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  22. 10-01-2007, 12:39 PM #22
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    Quote Originally Posted by santacruz77
    You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Nitro again
    Then give it to me!!!!!........1
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  23. 10-01-2007, 12:40 PM #23
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    post #22 contained a very homosexual comment lol



    Quote Originally Posted by Sinfix_15 View Post
    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?
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    is it me or is nitro getting more kornier then Brett?
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    you're only saying that because the old man hasnt posted...or should i say reposted any jokes lately



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    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?
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    Sorry, homes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by blackboi50
    Then give it to me!!!!!........1

    lol ok:idb:
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    Quote Originally Posted by blackboi50
    Then give it to me!!!!!........1
    Why are you begging for reps?
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    Quote Originally Posted by 81911
    Why are you begging for reps?
    why are u wasting your time asking me this!!!!!!!????.....ask nitro!!!!!


    AND PBS!!!!!! post 23 can kiss my ass......1
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    Quote Originally Posted by phatboislim
    post #22 contained a very homosexual comment lol
    rofl yupyup very much so
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    lol awesome!
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    you must spread reps before giving to nitro...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crazy Asian
    is it me or is nitro getting more kornier then Brett?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nitro


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    Quote Originally Posted by Nitro
    u goin to hell

    AND PBS!!!!!! post 23 can kiss my ass......1
    my fault for exposin ur homosexual tendencies



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    Quote Originally Posted by phatboislim
    u goin to hell



    my fault for exposin ur homosexual tendencies
    GRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!............1
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    Quote Originally Posted by blackboi50
    GRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!............1
    you sound like nitro w/ that GRRRRRRRRR ****...did he teach u that? lolz



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    Quote Originally Posted by phatboislim
    you sound like nitro w/ that GRRRRRRRRR ****...did he teach u that? lolz
    Man that ***** couldnt teach himself how to count pass 2 if sesame street was on!!!!!........1
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    hell naw hahahaha



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