joke of the day

[boosted1jz]

One afternoon, a little girl returned home from school and announced
to her mother that a friend had told her where babies come from.

Amused, her mother replied, "Why don't you tell me all about it?"

Her daughter then proceeded to explain, "Well first the Mommy and the
Daddy take off all of their clothes.
Then the Daddy's thingy stands up, and then the mommy puts it in her mouth.
Finally, it sort of explodes, and that's how you get babies."

Her mother shook her head, leaned over to meet her eye-to-eye and
said, "Oh, honey, that's sweet, but that's not how you get babies.

That's how you get jewellery."

[YokotaS13]

oldie but goodie

[boosted1jz]

Next time you think your hotel bill is too high...you might want to use
this logic...


A husband and wife are traveling by car from Key West to Boston. After
almost twenty-four hours on he road, they're too tired to continue, and
they decide to stop for a rest. They stop at a nice hotel and take a
room, but they only plan to sleep for four hours and then get back on
the road.
When they checked out four hours later, the desk clerk hands them a
bill for $350. The man explodes and demands to know why the charge is
so high.
He tells the clerk although it's a nice hotel; the rooms certainly
aren't worth $350. When the clerk tells him $350 is the standard rate,
the man insists on speaking to the Manager.
The Manager appears, listens to the man, and then explains that the
hotel has an Olympic-sized pool and a huge conference center that were
available for the husband and wife to use.
"But we didn't use them", the man complains.
"Well, they are here, and you could have," explains the Manager. He
goes on to explain they could have taken in one of the shows for which
the hotel is famous. "The best entertainers from New York, Hollywood
and Las Vegas perform here," the Manager says.
"But we didn't go to any of those shows," complains the man again.
"Well, we have them, and you could have", the Manager replies.
No matter what facility the Manager mentions, the man replies, "But we
didn't use it!"
The Manager is unmoved, and eventually the man gives up and agrees to
pay.
He writes a check and gives it to the Manager. The Manager is surprised
when he looks at the check. "But sir," he says, "this check is only
made out for $50."
"That's right," says the man. "I charged you $300 for sleeping with my
wife."
"But I didn't!" exclaims the Manager.
"Well," the man replies, "she was here, and you could have."

[boosted1jz]

whats the opposite or christopher reeve?



...christopher walkin

[uproot]

^hahaha

[JustinSane110™]

Now that hotel one was funny!
+1

[boosted1jz]

What do you call a black guy who flies planes?



































A PILOT YOU DAMN RACIST!

[99ITRGIRL]

thats funny