Imagine walking up for a job interview:

"So, do you drink sir? This job requires a lot of driving."

"Every now and then - but not too often. This job detailing cars is very important and I need it, I have to be sober to drive cars around the lot and I am aware of that. Not to mention, drinking is overrated sir."

"Great outlook... we need people like that. Can you take off your shirt please?"

** takes off shirt **

"What the **** ever, your liver is ****ed. We are not hiring at this time."

D'OH!!