Scammers are always worth a laugh

[MachNU]

I have had my mustang up for sale on autotrader for a few weeks, and it sold last night. Well tuesday i start getting these scammer emails, and text messages. Well i sent the guy after his email, to call me at such and such if he was truely interested and this is what i get back...

the bold really made me laugh!

Hello
Thanks for your prompt reply. After your mail I got in touch with my
client on the details of your reply to our enquiry on the vehicle's
condition at the AD and evaluation of your ad it is satifactory to him.
He really commended your vehicle from its features in the advert and
has instructed me to carry on with the sales at the price of $11900
without negotiating further,since the vehicle is still for sale and in
good condition as described by the advert.
I am therefore happy to tell you that I have concluded with my client
and he has instructed me to carry on with the transaction, He said I
should let you know that payment will get to you in a cashiers check of
$19,500 which is a refund payment of a cancelled order earlier made by
him.
Due to companys policy this payment has to be made out in this amount
to you ,because company policy only allows a refund payment on one
cashiers check,this amount is expected to in part cover both the shipping
and any other expences that might accrue in the course of this
transaction ,so you are required to deduct the cost of your vehicle which is
$11900 when payment gets to you and refund balance which is $7600 to my
client's shipper,who will come for inspection/pickup for him to be able
to offset shipping & tax charges, and other cosmetic repair costs.
After payment has reached you and balance sent to shipper, the
shipper's agent will come for inspection, pick up
(of vehicle & signing of title papers).
Confirm this and forward your....

LEGAL NAMES.....

ADDRESS.......

PHONE NUMBER
For payment to be made out to you as soon as possible.
All other information needed in completion of this transaction will be
given to you in due course.
Your honesty, understanding and co-operation will be highly
appreciated. ,

Respectfully,

Mr Andy Mac

LOL i sent him back a dear fuck you letter...with my number i hope he calls!

[Hundo®]

+1 on selling the american piece of trash.



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[gtikid]

I have had my mustang up for sale on autotrader for a few weeks, and it sold last night. Well tuesday i start getting these scammer emails, and text messages. Well i sent the guy after his email, to call me at such and such if he was truely interested and this is what i get back...

the bold really made me laugh!

Hello
Thanks for your prompt reply. After your mail I got in touch with my
client on the details of your reply to our enquiry on the vehicle's
condition at the AD and evaluation of your ad it is satifactory to him.
He really commended your vehicle from its features in the advert and
has instructed me to carry on with the sales at the price of $11900
without negotiating further,since the vehicle is still for sale and in
good condition as described by the advert.
I am therefore happy to tell you that I have concluded with my client
and he has instructed me to carry on with the transaction, He said I
should let you know that payment will get to you in a cashiers check of
$19,500 which is a refund payment of a cancelled order earlier made by
him.
Due to companys policy this payment has to be made out in this amount
to you ,because company policy only allows a refund payment on one
cashiers check,this amount is expected to in part cover both the shipping
and any other expences that might accrue in the course of this
transaction ,so you are required to deduct the cost of your vehicle which is
$11900 when payment gets to you and refund balance which is $7600 to my
client's shipper,who will come for inspection/pickup for him to be able
to offset shipping & tax charges, and other cosmetic repair costs.
After payment has reached you and balance sent to shipper, the
shipper's agent will come for inspection, pick up
(of vehicle & signing of title papers).
Confirm this and forward your....

LEGAL NAMES.....

ADDRESS.......

PHONE NUMBER
For payment to be made out to you as soon as possible.
All other information needed in completion of this transaction will be
given to you in due course.
Your honesty, understanding and co-operation will be highly
appreciated. ,

Respectfully,

Mr Andy Mac

LOL i sent him back a dear fuck you letter...with my number i hope he calls!

Mr. Andy Mac? That sounds like Mr. Macintosh from that old ass movie blank check

[Hundo®]

Mr. Andy Mac? That sounds like Mr. Macintosh from that old ass movie blank check

Lol or alex mac's dad from the secret world of alex mac.

[MachNU]

+1 on selling the american piece of trash.



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yeah and maybe you should sell that riced out honda of yours to!

[Hundo®]

yeah and maybe you should sell that riced out honda of yours to!

uh.. nissan?

[MachNU]

uh.. nissan?

body kit + rims + rice + no performance = HONDA RICE!

[Hundo®]

body kit + rims + rice + no performance = HONDA RICE!

the bodykit is nismo stock.

My Z will beat your Rustang "Grand Touring" stock for stock no problem. and unless you've got Nitrous or forced induction ill beat you right now.


and i only have intake/exhaust/testpipes

[MachNU]

the bodykit is nismo stock.

My Z will beat your Rustang "Grand Touring" stock for stock no problem. and unless you've got Nitrous or forced induction ill beat you right now.


and i only have intake/exhaust/testpipes

LOL LOL :lmoa: i can already tell you right now as we both sit, i would rape your ass! and thats all motor

[Hundo®]

LOL LOL :lmoa: i can already tell you right now as we both sit, i would rape your ass! and thats all motor

you better hope you've got
intake/exhaust/testpipes/headers/geared and a built motor. or you're just talking out your ass.

i've beat plenty of rustangs with those mods minus the built motor.

[MachNU]

you better hope you've got
intake/exhaust/testpipes/headers/geared and a built motor <-- mild. or you're just talking out your ass.

i've beat plenty of rustangs with those mods minus the built motor.

wow i have taken on a few 350z's with cat back, headers and an intake, and got him by a couple cars!

[Hundo®]

wow i have taken on a few 350z's with cat back, headers and an intake, and got him by a couple cars!

bad drivers :\ even stock i took a GT on the highway by at least 2 cars and he had catback

[Hundo®]

bleh enough with the shit talking, im you're hot, im hot, we both know you have a crush on me, so give me your list of mods, and then we can race ilu.

[MachNU]

bad drivers :\ even stock i took a GT on the highway by at least 2 cars and he had catback

then they couldnt drive, i ran a car similiar to maniacs, with maybe a few less mods but pretty close in power, and ran him from a dig up to 150 and by then iwas 2 cars ahead of him when we let off, and that was a few mods ago!

what does your car run in the 1/4 or an idea of what it runs?

[Hundo®]

then they couldnt drive, i ran a car similiar to maniacs, with maybe a few less mods but pretty close in power, and ran him from a dig up to 150 and by then iwas 2 cars ahead of him when we let off, and that was a few mods ago!

what does your car run in the 1/4 or an idea of what it runs?

13.8 @ 102.3 with 2.054 60ft when i was stock stock stock.

i have not been back since i've modded.

[MachNU]

13.8 @ 102.3 with 2.054 60ft when i was stock stock stock.

i have not been back since i've modded.

LOL better hope your running a sec faster than....plus how we going to race if i sold the car already?

[antiv6]

Cripple Fight!

[MachNU]

Cripple Fight!

it fucking hit me this morning where i now you from....lol....when you walked up to me at that one MCE meet, i knew i knew you from somewhere but couldnt remember from where...you use to have a 05 eclipse didnt you?

[gtikid]

Lol or alex mac's dad from the secret world of alex mac.

Mmmmm what ever happened to that Alex Mac girl?

[Hundo®]

Mmmmm what ever happened to that Alex Mac girl?

After 10 things i hate about you, she started doing porn.

[gtikid]

After 10 things i hate about you, she started doing porn.

That's what the movie was called!! I knew it had the number 10 in it somewhere haha. No way, she really started doing porn?

[Hundo®]

That's what the movie was called!! I knew it had the number 10 in it somewhere haha. No way, she really started doing porn?

yea, i got it at home in my private collection. she didnt know she was doing porn, but she was.

[On_Her_Face]

it fucking hit me this morning where i now you from....lol....when you walked up to me at that one MCE meet, i knew i knew you from somewhere but couldnt remember from where...you use to have a 05 eclipse didnt you?

nope antiv6 used to have a yellow mach 1.. ur thinking of my/antiv6's friend chris (don't know his board name) but he drives a red hardtop cobra, had a red mach 1 before that and then an orange 05 eclipse before the mach 1


btw stock v stock the 350z would take u.. just from experience (used to have a G35 and i could beat ur body style stock v stock.

i know a new mustang can pull 350z/g35 stock v stock

g35s/350zs do not respond well to mods at all and if u have headers/midpipe/exhaust/intake i think u would probably pull the 350 with his mods (sorry kayfunk)



AND if u have a cam.. won't be close

[antiv6]

it fucking hit me this morning where i now you from....lol....when you walked up to me at that one MCE meet, i knew i knew you from somewhere but couldnt remember from where...you use to have a 05 eclipse didnt you?

no my buddy did though he now has a red 04 cobra, i have the yellow 03 i was at vengence twice and i think i saw you at the varsity one night, i was with wally (s10)

[gtikid]

yea, i got it at home in my private collection. she didnt know she was doing porn, but she was.

Hidden cameras FTW!! I've thought about putting one up in my room, for educational purposes

[On_Her_Face]

no my buddy did though he now has a red 04 cobra, i have the yellow 03 i was at vengence twice and i think i saw you at the varsity one night, i was with wally (s10)

either way you suck at bowling

[antiv6]

either way you suck at bowling

lol wait till next time ill play for real

[On_Her_Face]

sand bagging son of a bitch

[Hundo®]

sand bagging son of a bitch

you leave me in the trenches takin grenades john, i hope you fall off your bike and knock out your two front teeth you selfish son of a bitch!

[MachNU]

no my buddy did though he now has a red 04 cobra, i have the yellow 03 i was at vengence twice and i think i saw you at the varsity one night, i was with wally (s10)

yeah the guy i am thinking of was friends with wally, lol i fill bad now becuase i kidna lew him off when he walked up and started talking to me, didnt acguire to me that i knew him! lol

[antiv6]

haha