YO RICK TELL ME WHY I CALLED DIRTBAG AND IT WENT LIKE THIS

dirtbag: Hello
me: A NIGRA WHATS REALLY HOOD?!?!?
dirtbag: hey who is this??!?!
me: IT'S ME CLINT NIGRA FROM THE CLUB THAT ONE NIGHT
dirtbag: I don't remember i was probably drunk....
me: NIGRA YOU BETTER REMEMBER, HOW COULD YOU FORGET THATS FUCKED UP!
dirtbag: SORRY MAN
me: DON'T LET IT HAPPEN AGAIN OR ELSE
dirtbag: (shaking) WHO IS THIS?!?!? DO I KNOW YOU
me: LIRL IT'S ME MARK DUMBASS

LOL HE WAS SHOOK I TELL YA SHOOK