Fucking macs...

[Hundo®]

the only people that bitch about macs are the ones that dont know how to use them.

is this a joke?

for you i have this:

Ever notice how most Mac users are skinny? It's because of all the calories they burn because they can't shut the fuck up about how great their Macs are. What is it about Apple that makes its users unable to shut their mouths? Everywhere I go, there's another asshole with a Mac preaching about how much better Macs are than PCs. They regurgitate lines directly from Apple's marketing campaign, like "it just works." I have the following rebuttals to this argument:

1. If everything on a Mac just works, then why does a website called "Mac fix it" exist, assholes? Here are a few choice topics on macfixitforums.com:

-Login window stuck!
-lower caSe "S" key not working!!
-Menu bar keeps flashing
-I can't drag and drop!

Waaaah, boo hoo! I can't drag and drop! Dumbass. Looks like your Macs aren't perfect after all, which leads me to my second point:

2. Fuck you.

I don't know why Mac users get so defensive when you call them idiots. I mean, Apple is a company that has built its entire user base around the fact that its users can't do simple things like turn their computers on. Hell, most Mac users can't even talk without using their hands, which ranks their intelligence somewhere between a simian and hog shit:

[Tracy]

simian

What's this?

[Hundo®]

What's this?

sim·i·an /ˈsɪmiən/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[sim-ee-uhn] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation –adjective 1.of or pertaining to an ape or monkey. 2.characteristic of apes or monkeys: long, simian fingers. –noun 3.an ape or monkey.

[JackMaster]

is this a joke?

for you i have this:

Ever notice how most Mac users are skinny? It's because of all the calories they burn because they can't shut the fuck up about how great their Macs are. What is it about Apple that makes its users unable to shut their mouths? Everywhere I go, there's another asshole with a Mac preaching about how much better Macs are than PCs. They regurgitate lines directly from Apple's marketing campaign, like "it just works." I have the following rebuttals to this argument:

1. If everything on a Mac just works, then why does a website called "Mac fix it" exist, assholes? Here are a few choice topics on macfixitforums.com:

-Login window stuck!
-lower caSe "S" key not working!!
-Menu bar keeps flashing
-I can't drag and drop!

Waaaah, boo hoo! I can't drag and drop! Dumbass. Looks like your Macs aren't perfect after all, which leads me to my second point:

2. Fuck you.

I don't know why Mac users get so defensive when you call them idiots. I mean, Apple is a company that has built its entire user base around the fact that its users can't do simple things like turn their computers on. Hell, most Mac users can't even talk without using their hands, which ranks their intelligence somewhere between a simian and hog shit:

I never said anything against PC's... I've never used one. I've been a Apple user since the Apple IIGS, and never had a problem with mine, never. In 15 years of computing, Mac has stood the test of time for me. Definitely not a knock against PC's, I'm just saying ppl who bitch about Macs just dont know how to use them.

[Hundo®]

I never said anything against PC's... I've never used one. I've been a Apple user since the Apple IIGS, and never had a problem with mine, never. In 15 years of computing, Mac has stood the test of time for me. Definitely not a knock against PC's, I'm just saying ppl who bitch about Macs just dont know how to use them.

I mean, Apple is a company that has built its entire user base around the fact that its users can't do simple things like turn their computers on.


I dont know if you read that, i was stating that a 1 month old can use a mac, their OS is made for retards, if you can't use a mac, you should kill yourself. it's so simple thats why it sucks, because it only performs SIMPLE THINGS and at an extremely slow rate at that. your argument would be golden if youd ever used a PC and realized that people who can't use PC's bitch because you have to have a brain to use them.

[man]

I mean, Apple is a company that has built its entire user base around the fact that its users can't do simple things like turn their computers on.


I dont know if you read that, i was stating that a 1 month old can use a mac, their OS is made for retards, if you can't use a mac, you should kill yourself. it's so simple thats why it sucks, because it only performs SIMPLE THINGS and at an extremely slow rate at that. your argument would be golden if youd ever used a PC and realized that people who can't use PC's bitch because you have to have a brain to use them.

x2

The macs are great for those just getting in to computing, all the pretty icons and menus. But once you hit the top of the learning curve (after 30minutes) you're up to basic Windows functionality. Windows has a steeper learning curve, but once you really learn the ins and outs, Macs don't stand a chance.

[Hundo®]

x2

The macs are great for those just getting in to computing, all the pretty icons and menus. But once you hit the top of the learning curve (after 30minutes) you're up to basic Windows functionality. Windows has a steeper learning curve, but once you really learn the ins and outs, Macs don't stand a chance.

[osiriskidd]

x2

The macs are great for those just getting in to computing, all the pretty icons and menus. But once you hit the top of the learning curve (after 30minutes) you're up to basic Windows functionality. Windows has a steeper learning curve, but once you really learn the ins and outs, Macs don't stand a chance.

qft

[JackMaster]

I mean, Apple is a company that has built its entire user base around the fact that its users can't do simple things like turn their computers on.


I dont know if you read that, i was stating that a 1 month old can use a mac, their OS is made for retards, if you can't use a mac, you should kill yourself. it's so simple thats why it sucks, because it only performs SIMPLE THINGS and at an extremely slow rate at that. your argument would be golden if youd ever used a PC and realized that people who can't use PC's bitch because you have to have a brain to use them.

damn duke, youre more defensive about PC's than most mactards are over their macs. lol

[Hundo®]

damn duke, youre more defensive about PC's than most mactards are over their macs. lol

im not pc defensive, i just hate macs, the main % of their users quote shit directly from their commercials like "it just works" and believe anything someone tells them. it pisses me off.