Quote Originally Posted by StuntallDay
So I just called:

Using Arab voice...

Them: Hello?
Me: I would like to buy some chicken...
Them: We don't have no chicken..
Me: But the ad said you have plenty chicken...
Them: talking to someone in the background: They calling about chicken again....
Would you like to speak to the owner?
Me: Yes. I need chicken today to give my daughter away @ her wedding...very important..

another lady gets on the phone...

Them: Yes?
Me: I need chicken today. You advertise chicken and now you no have?
Them: If you ppl don't stop calling Ima get Bellsouth to run a trace on your number....
Me: You sell me chicken now!!!
Them: Silence...
Me: Cluck like a chicken...
Them: hang up.....
I just lost it.