i called again.....

Me: sup bussa.
Them: who dis be?
Me: Montay
Them: Montay down da skreet?
Me: Nah nicca the one dat been fuckin y0 ho.
Them: who my ho?
Me: Where my 100 Chik'n wangs and dat purple drank?
Them: you again muh fucka?
Me: Fuckin skraite, I noez you gots em.
Them: How?
Me: I saw yo shit on Craigslist.
Them: Who's Craig.
Me: (tryin to be striaght) Nicca I wantz my muh fuckin wangz son.
Me: Oh yez where's da weed too?
Them: Fuck yo wangs and yo weed.
Me: You get smart Jamal and me gonna come take y0 damn Chicken wanngs.....Real Talk nicca.....you messin wit some hungry niccas
Them: Who dis is?
Me: Told yoo dumb ass it's Montay.
Them: Montay Imma call yo momma, and then whip yo ass. Get yo ass of the phone and eat some cereal.
Me: Fuck y0 couch nicca.

*Click*