lol @ all y'all.

I called.....
Them: ello
Me: I need to order 100 Chik'n Wangs.
Them: We aints gots no chik'n.
Me: What???? Man you lame folk....stop trickin like dat.
Them: What are you talking about?
Me: I want some goddamn Chik'n wangs and some dat purple drank, and muh fucca I wants it now.
Them: God damn y'all stop calling.
Me: Tell yo slut to stop givin out dis number sayin she gotz da best wannngs to offers.
Them: ay man don't call her a slut.

I am pretty tipsy and I was tryin not to crack up....yeah tipsy at 2pm on sunday