Note, im trying to sound as black as possible. i think they fell for it.

me: Yo hello can i speak to ashely?
them: you got the worng #
Me: nah *****, this is sp00n lemme speak to ashley.
them: who? spun?
me: no sp00n *****, s p zero zero N.
them: there's no ashley here.
me: nah you lyin, i met her at the club, she gave me this numba and tol me to call.
them: there's no ashley! you have the wrong #!
me: ***** dont yell at me.
them: why not? wat you gonna do?
me: what imma do? imma come and stick my big black ***** dick in yo ass!
them: right..

click. LOL

owned.