These guys are some goddamn morons:

Them: Hallo??
Me: Yeah hi, I'd like to get the order of the 12 peice chicken nuggets and a large coke
Them: WHAT? fo who?
Me: Oh that would be for Joey
Them: (yelling to background) AY SOMEONE ORDA 12 PEIF CHIKN NUGGET??
Them: (background) NAW!
Them: Dis ain't da chicken store
Me: Well is this (their phone number)?
Them: yes but this aint no chicken place
Me: Well I'd like to make an order for the 12 peice chicken nuggets please
Them: DIS AINT DA CHICKEN STOE!!!
Me: I'm just trying to make an order here maam.
Them: Hold awn (pause)
Them: (guy's voice) HALLO?
Me: I'd like to get the 12 peice chicken nuggets with a large coke
Them: BUDDY YOU GOTS DA WRONG NUMBA!!

*click*

What morons.