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  1. 09-22-2007, 02:08 PM #1
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    Default Biker's penis hit by lightening

    A Croatian motorbiker's penis was zapped by lightning as he stopped beside the road to take a leak.

    Ante Djindjic, 29, from Zagreb, said: "I don't remember what happened. One minute I was taking a leak and the next thing I knew I was in hospital.

    "Doctors said the lightning went through my body and because I was wearing rubber boots it earthed itself through my penis."

    Djindjic, who suffered light burns to his chest and arms, added: "Thankfully, the doctors said that there would be no lasting effects, and my penis will function normally eventually."




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    i would be pissed if my pecker didnt work
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    Quote Originally Posted by LS2_KID
    i would be pissed if my pecker didnt work
    they call him lightening mcquicky
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  4. 09-22-2007, 02:33 PM #4
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    mythbusters busted the myth of being able to get zapped through urine..

    Fuck stance. Stance is for kids in skinny jeans with Justin Beiber haircuts. You don't need stance when you got swagger.
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    has to suck...i couldnt live without my buddy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by xPhantomSilviax
    mythbusters busted the myth of being able to get zapped through urine..
    It doesn't matter how much electrical resistance urine has when there's like a million volts going through it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wurm
    A Croatian motorbiker's penis was zapped by lightning as he stopped beside the road to take a leak.

    Ante Djindjic, 29, from Zagreb, said: "I don't remember what happened. One minute I was taking a leak and the next thing I knew I was in hospital.

    "Doctors said the lightning went through my body and because I was wearing rubber boots it earthed itself through my penis."

    Djindjic, who suffered light burns to his chest and arms, added: "Thankfully, the doctors said that there would be no lasting effects, and my penis will function normally eventually."




    can we get a link?
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    Quote Originally Posted by xPhantomSilviax
    mythbusters busted the myth of being able to get zapped through urine..
    it has to ground itself somehow. good observation though, i forgot about that episode.

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  11. 09-23-2007, 04:55 AM #11
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    Holy lightning batman


    Shits real out here. You betta keep a strap and learn somethin'    .



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    *Note To Self......Don't Piss During A Lightning Storm*
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    link, until then its bullshit

    you cannot transmit electrical current through urinating, its not a stream of urine
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    gaaaaaaaaaaaay
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    Quote Originally Posted by Psycho
    It doesn't matter how much electrical resistance urine has when there's like a million volts going through it.
    volts dont kill you. its amperage.
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