Things a woman should say...

**Quattro Kid** · 09-22-2007, 11:01 AM

"just sit back and relax...."
"come here big daddy"
"why won't it fit?"

**S II K** · 09-22-2007, 11:12 AM

"lick my balls"

.....

i mean what?

**Slow Motion** · 09-22-2007, 01:34 PM

"Of course you can"

"Why not its just money"

"A phuckin domestic hit me"

"I like it when ______"(fill blank)

"Yes"

"MY sister wants to ____"(fill blank)

"If i shower with my friend will you watch, please"

**Mr. Clean** · 09-22-2007, 01:57 PM

"im a virgin" FTW

**GTScoob** · 09-22-2007, 02:18 PM

Originally Posted by clean_dodge

"im a virgin" FTW

Emotional attachment FTL.

**Mr. Clean** · 09-22-2007, 02:32 PM

Originally Posted by GTScoob

Emotional attachment FTL.

not giving her contact information FTW!

**Slow Motion** · 09-22-2007, 09:24 PM

Originally Posted by GTScoob

Emotional attachment FTL.

To true

**VooDooXII** · 09-23-2007, 01:26 AM

Originally Posted by clean_dodge

not giving her contact information FTW!

Her: "What did you say your name was again?"
You: "I didn't...why are you still here?"

**Quattro Kid** · 09-23-2007, 01:35 AM

"wait so i have to lick her nipple and she has to lick mine, to get into T&A?...... ok, ill do it"

true story^^

**Slow Motion** · 09-23-2007, 01:47 AM

"My God you sure your 16".

True story^^ ..1999

**aemkitfox** · 09-23-2007, 02:44 AM

Originally Posted by VooDooXII

Something she means.

Werd

**aemkitfox** · 09-23-2007, 02:46 AM

Even though she has said this to me I think i should hear it more often, "Can we just sit at home watch Smallville and play on the XBox?"

**_Christian_** · 09-23-2007, 03:38 AM

"We wanna run a dick sucking marathon with ya'll" -how high

**Psycho** · 09-23-2007, 03:48 AM

"after I'm done vacuuming this carpet, I'd really like to wash your car if that's ok with you."
"My big tittied friends are coming over, and they're all naked."

**Psycho** · 09-23-2007, 03:51 AM

"I don't think we've met before, but I have a fat ass and I'm drunk as hell."
"Fuck dancing, why don't we just get to the point and go to your place."

**Psycho** · 09-23-2007, 03:55 AM

"I'm sick of guys buying drinks for me, why don't I buy a drink for you."
"I like to order the cheapest thing on the menu for first dates."

**Slow Motion** · 09-23-2007, 04:29 AM

Originally Posted by MKIV VR6

"We wanna run a dick sucking marathon with ya'll" -how high

wow....I want a few girls to say that one.

**Maniaç** · 09-23-2007, 04:37 AM

"ooOoH, fuck"

"hmmmm, yummy"

"here ill pay for your meal"

**Slow Motion** · 09-23-2007, 04:41 AM

Originally Posted by Maniac

"ooOoH, fuck"

"hmmmm, yummy"

"here ill pay for your CAR"

Edited:

**S II K** · 09-23-2007, 10:42 AM

Originally Posted by Quattro Kid

"wait so i have to lick her nipple and she has to lick mine, to get into T&A?...... ok, ill do it"

true story^^

haha that was balling as fuck man.
sluts FTMFW

**aemkitfox** · 09-23-2007, 11:54 PM

Mine told me yesterday that she'd pay for the new 47" LCD. No complaints here.

**Quattro Kid** · 09-24-2007, 12:23 AM

that's bad ass ^^^

but yea will, omg that was soo tight!!! you were grabbin her titties and shit and she was actin' like it was no big deal aahh that was so tight

**On_Her_Face** · 09-24-2007, 12:40 AM

"yes we can watch pinks instead of gilmore girls"

and yea im obsessed with that show

**S II K** · 09-24-2007, 03:40 PM

Originally Posted by Quattro Kid

that's bad ass ^^^

but yea will, omg that was soo tight!!! you were grabbin her titties and shit and she was actin' like it was no big deal aahh that was so tight

haha you know how a balla do it.
btw you missed out on the biggest
titty fest saturday night.

**Slow Motion** · 09-25-2007, 05:13 AM

"My place is the Kitchen damnit."

"Why don't you play with my friend while i clean the house baby?"

**aemkitfox** · 09-25-2007, 11:43 PM

Damnit, it just got better. I came home today and there was a gift on the counter from my girlfriend.....Halo 3 and a little card telling me to enjoy.

I guess I don't have much to add to this thread in dismay of selfish girls.

**Quattro Kid** · 09-26-2007, 01:44 AM

Originally Posted by e36_DaFxUp

haha you know how a balla do it.
btw you missed out on the biggest
titty fest saturday night.

really, i didn't hear of this, what the hell happened.... details

**The Ninja** · 09-26-2007, 04:52 PM

I'd love to see a thread similar to this but without any sexual quotes, because it seems the majority of IA guys are dissatisfied with their sexual life, me not being one of them.

**Mr. Clean** · 09-26-2007, 08:08 PM

Originally Posted by d-ninja

I'd love to see a thread similar to this but without any sexual quotes, because it seems the majority of IA guys are dissatisfied with their sexual life, me not being one of them.

that thread would consist of nothing. what do you think women are for anything but sex? gah... what a feminist fag

**VooDooXII** · 09-26-2007, 08:17 PM

Originally Posted by d-ninja

I'd love to see a thread similar to this but without any sexual quotes, because it seems the majority of IA guys are dissatisfied with their sexual life, me not being one of them.

I stand with my first post then...

**aemkitfox** · 09-26-2007, 11:06 PM

^ I second that, your first post that is

**VooDooXII** · 09-27-2007, 02:16 AM

Originally Posted by aemkitfox

Mine told me yesterday that she'd pay for the new 47" LCD. No complaints here.

Hey man, I wouldn't mind hearing that either...haha.

**Slow Motion** · 09-27-2007, 04:00 AM

"Damn ricers"

"Since when did you stop ******* in my mouth"

**Slow Motion** · 09-27-2007, 04:00 AM

"Damn that chick is fine lets take her home"

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