"just sit back and relax...."
"come here big daddy"
"why won't it fit?"
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"just sit back and relax...."
"come here big daddy"
"why won't it fit?"
"lick my balls"
.....
i mean what?
"Of course you can"
"Why not its just money"
"A phuckin domestic hit me"
"I like it when ______"(fill blank)
"Yes"
"MY sister wants to ____"(fill blank)
"If i shower with my friend will you watch, please"
"im a virgin" FTW
Emotional attachment FTL.Quote:
Originally Posted by clean_dodge
not giving her contact information FTW!Quote:
Originally Posted by GTScoob
To trueQuote:
Originally Posted by GTScoob
:lmfao:Quote:
Originally Posted by clean_dodge
Her: "What did you say your name was again?"
You: "I didn't...why are you still here?"
"wait so i have to lick her nipple and she has to lick mine, to get into T&A?...... ok, ill do it"
true story^^
"My God you sure your 16".
True story^^ ..1999
WerdQuote:
Originally Posted by VooDooXII
Even though she has said this to me I think i should hear it more often, "Can we just sit at home watch Smallville and play on the XBox?"
"We wanna run a dick sucking marathon with ya'll" -how high
"after I'm done vacuuming this carpet, I'd really like to wash your car if that's ok with you."
"My big tittied friends are coming over, and they're all naked."
"I don't think we've met before, but I have a fat ass and I'm drunk as hell."
"Fuck dancing, why don't we just get to the point and go to your place."
"I'm sick of guys buying drinks for me, why don't I buy a drink for you."
"I like to order the cheapest thing on the menu for first dates."
wow....I want a few girls to say that one.Quote:
Originally Posted by MKIV VR6
"ooOoH, fuck"
"hmmmm, yummy"
"here ill pay for your meal"
Edited:Quote:
Originally Posted by Maniac
Quote:
Originally Posted by Quattro Kid
haha that was balling as fuck man.
sluts FTMFW
Mine told me yesterday that she'd pay for the new 47" LCD. No complaints here.
that's bad ass ^^^
but yea will, omg that was soo tight!!! you were grabbin her titties and shit and she was actin' like it was no big deal aahh that was so tight
"yes we can watch pinks instead of gilmore girls"
and yea im obsessed with that show
Quote:
Originally Posted by Quattro Kid
haha you know how a balla do it.
btw you missed out on the biggest
titty fest saturday night.
"My place is the Kitchen damnit."
"Why don't you play with my friend while i clean the house baby?"
Damnit, it just got better. I came home today and there was a gift on the counter from my girlfriend.....Halo 3 and a little card telling me to enjoy.
I guess I don't have much to add to this thread in dismay of selfish girls.
really, i didn't hear of this, what the hell happened.... detailsQuote:
Originally Posted by e36_DaFxUp
I'd love to see a thread similar to this but without any sexual quotes, because it seems the majority of IA guys are dissatisfied with their sexual life, me not being one of them.
that thread would consist of nothing. what do you think women are for anything but sex? gah... what a feminist fag :gay:Quote:
Originally Posted by d-ninja
I stand with my first post then...Quote:
Originally Posted by d-ninja
^ I second that, your first post that is
Hey man, I wouldn't mind hearing that either...haha. :goodjob::goodjob:Quote:
Originally Posted by aemkitfox
"Damn ricers"
"Since when did you stop ******* in my mouth"
"Damn that chick is fine lets take her home"