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    Quote Originally Posted by Dracc
    speaking of that i gotta go to the uhhh junk yard.. yeah thats it.. junk yard at 2 am in the morning.. parts thread coming soon
    It's fun rummaging through 10 cars in a junk yard in a night.
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    Quote Originally Posted by <34Integras
    we had condoms stupid ass..
    so it was still funnay.. and it was 12 cars btw
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    Quote Originally Posted by <34Integras
    we had condoms stupid ass..

    were they the jensen condoms?

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    Quote Originally Posted by <34Integras
    we had condoms stupid ass..
    So why didn't he use them?
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    lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dracc
    were they the jensen condoms?
    $10 at walmart. They're on sale.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dracc
    were they the jensen condoms?
    nah they were used jensen condoms givin to them
    "I remember the first time I had sex – I kept the receipt."

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    shut up..
    ok well im out,
    if anyone hears anything by any change please let me know, it will be appreciated.
    thanks bye.
    "Drop 5 stacks on the makeup bag"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kyle
    So why didn't he use them?
    they did.. it was the Jensen condoms

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    So why did he bang you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by <34Integras
    shut up..
    ok well im out,
    if anyone hears anything by any change please let me know, it will be appreciated.
    thanks bye.
    can you do something about your face while your gone?
    "I remember the first time I had sex – I kept the receipt."

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    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH



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    Quote Originally Posted by Dracc
    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH


    What?

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    Quote Originally Posted by 81911
    So why did he bang you?
    Hahahhaha. +3 if I can.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wurm
    can you do something about your face while your gone?

    what could be done? she's ok looking if you squint both eyes.. put on mr magooos glasses.. sit up side down in africa on one hand eating banana pudding with rum mix while speaking in spanish to Nelson mandela calling him a ***** in front of the black delegation while pitch forks are shuved up ya ass

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    lol i just found out my ex from a few months ago is preggers BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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    HAHAHAHAHAHA @ Wurm & 81911
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dracc
    what could be done? she's ok looking if you squint both eyes.. put on mr magooos glasses.. sit up side down in africa on one hand eating banana pudding with rum mix while speaking in spanish to Nelson mandela calling him a ***** in front of the black delegation whit pitch forks are shuved up ya ass
    I would say bag it but i still wouldnt tag it
    "I remember the first time I had sex – I kept the receipt."

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    LOL @ this entire thread

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    ~Looking at Tiffany~
    ~Begins to think~
    "At what point would you rather just use your hand?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by 81911
    ~Looking at Tiffany~
    ~Begins to think~
    "At what point would you rather just use your hand?"

    once you think about what you would feel like afte ryou bang her

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    Quote Originally Posted by 81911
    ~Looking at Tiffany~
    ~Begins to think~
    "At what point would you rather just use your hand?"
    First glance
    "I remember the first time I had sex – I kept the receipt."

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    someone gave her this
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    Quote Originally Posted by sirkus34
    someone gave her this


    hahahahahahahahahahahaha.... reps if i can

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    that has to be one of the most horrible photochops i have seen in a while.. BUT ONE OF THE MOST DAMN FUNNAY I HAVE SEEN AS WELL LOLS!!!
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    haha i don't feel like she's worth the time. I tried to find a Jensen birth control pill.. but seems like walmart doesn't carry them.
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    hmmmmm
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    hahaha

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    Quote Originally Posted by <34Integras
    no something was wrong with his starter and he had to leave the key in the car or w/e and use the spare to lock it. well they now have the key to his car.


    that makes no gah damn sense! ...
    since when did a fuckin' key in the ignition have to do with the starter?

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    ok there was something wrong with the ignition.. and he cant get the key to turn easily, so he had to jiggle it and stuff to get it to turn
    "Drop 5 stacks on the makeup bag"

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    Whore why in the world would you leave the keys in the car ? That's just asking to get your damn shit stole.

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    Quote Originally Posted by <34Integras
    shut up, this is serious business.
    quoted for funny.

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    where do u live so i know never to go there

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    Quote Originally Posted by KPowerEP3
    quoted for funny.
    Later, QD.
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    FOR MORE INFO, CLICK THE PIC!!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Wurm
    First glance
    Resize sig area!

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    Quote Originally Posted by passwordATL
    Whore why in the world would you leave the keys in the car ? That's just asking to get your damn shit stole.
    1. its not my car.
    2. i explained why already.
    "Drop 5 stacks on the makeup bag"

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    Just tell you boyfriend on of those dude you gave bad head, to came to take it out on him
    Resize sig area!

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    um no, that would be a lie and a stupid one at that.
    thats lame.
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