Just...well...lol is about all. Other than, if you didn't want the jokes from those members on here, atleast 90%, who make jokes, then you shouldn't have made this post.
I call you a dumbass, honesty is by far the best policy. I'm very rarely short with people, infact I wear my heart on my sleeve basically. It's dicked me over plenty of times, however, it doesn't hurt me, b/c then I know how people are, and how they react to the good. You lied, she found out. You deserve what you got

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If you gotta lie to impress a girl, well then you got to figure your game a lot better. O'well, sucks to be you