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Crazy Asian
3. He spoke with the wisdom that can only come from
experience, like a guy who went blind because he looked at a
solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in
it and now goes around the country speaking at high schools
about the dangers of looking at a solar eclipse without one
of those boxes with a pinhole in it.
9. The little boat gently drifted across the pond
exactly the way a bowling ball wouldn't.
20. The plan was simple, like my brother-in-law Phil. But
unlike Phil, this plan just might work.
22. He was as lame as a duck. Not the metaphorical lame
duck, either, but a real duck that was actually lame, maybe
from stepping on a land mine or something.
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