I wonder if I'm an alcoholic???

[VooDooXII]

I don't need anyone to tell me. I can tell!!!!! Besides, I want a younger man to drink with so i can teach him some things

Hmmm...

By the way...@ that bit about skunks.

Let's say I was convinced that shit tasted like pudding? I mean...the logic's there right, it almost looks the same. So I try some pudding, for comparison's sake...then I go have a burrito or five, you know, to get the pudding taste out of my mouth...then I go take a riteous shit into a bowl and have at it, because I love me some pudding and I'm convinced that this large bowl of mushy brown matter in front of me tastes the same. I mean, to top it off...it does have some pudding in it, because you know...I ate pudding and shat it out, with the burritos. Don't forget to roll the r's when you say "burrito"...Mexican's are proud people and they like for those things to be pronounced properly. Fuck I'm hungry...I want some blue corn bread from Nava. That stuff is GOOD! Ever had those random cravings?

Anyway, point is...just because I made myself think my feces tasted like pudding, isn't going to change the fact that it tastes like...wait, I've never tasted my own feces...maybe it does taste like pudding. Pudding smells better though.

[VooDooXII]

By the way...@ that bit about skunks.

Let's say I was convinced that shit tasted like pudding? I mean...the logic's there right, it almost looks the same. So I try some pudding, for comparison's sake...then I go have a burrito or five, you know, to get the pudding taste out of my mouth...then I go take a riteous shit into a bowl and have at it, because I love me some pudding and I'm convinced that this large bowl of mushy brown matter in front of me tastes the same. I mean, to top it off...it does have some pudding in it, because you know...I ate pudding and shat it out, with the burritos. Don't forget to roll the r's when you say "burrito"...Mexican's are proud people and they like for those things to be pronounced properly. Fuck I'm hungry...I want some blue corn bread from Nava. That stuff is GOOD! Ever had those random cravings?

Anyway, point is...just because I made myself think my feces tasted like pudding, isn't going to change the fact that it tastes like...wait, I've never tasted my own feces...maybe it does taste like pudding. Pudding smells better though.

Holy fuck what was I thinking when I wrote this...