
 Originally Posted by 
kayfuNk
					
				 
				ok so i went with a couple buddies and my friend thought it would be funny to get some ugly old white bitch to give me a lap dance.. so i took it like a man.. then i found literally a 300 pound black woman.. she had rolls hanging out in every which direction.. needless to say it was my friends birthday and he was wasted.. so i get this black woman to give him a lapdance.. the whole time she got her ass all in his face, cellulite jiggling everywhere, and eventually.. he threw up ALL over here..funniest shit i've ever seen.
The old white bitch that gave me alapdance was tracy.