so im go outside, decide to cut the grass, go outback and to the shed, open it up and im moving some stuff around, as im sitting on the lawn mower, i feel something brush against my leg, im like hmm that was like sticky feeling, look down and BAM big ass snake...i mean it wasnt HUGE but it wasnt a little garden snake either. It was about as big around as my forearm "im a skinny guy" and black, pretty long, but was wrapped up so i couldnt tell how long.

Anyway, to make things worse, my neighbors have company, and they are all outside, so they got to see my jump up and run around the house in about half a second.
Im terrified of snakes, i think its because when i was a kid, i had one jump in my face. Either way, i feel like such a pussy...lol i need a gun to shoot the fucker with.
Just thought id post up so a few people could get a laugh at me =]