This has always bugged me, So I figured I would ask..

So i went out to eat lunch today with a few friends, and I suppose God was feeling very nice today. We were sitting here and all of a sudden, it was like the gates had opened. Constantly while we were there BEAUTIFUL girls would come in with some scrubby shit ass looking guys, holding hands and all.

Why is it that girls always date the shittiest dog dick looking guys? Now I'm not saying I'm God's gift, but I am pretty confident that I'm better looking than most. It's just always bothered me lol.

I really guess it is $$$ or he's hung. What do you guys think?