I haven't, but I see a lot of "Hey look everyone I'm drunk" posts where it looks like they intentionally misspelled every word.
Who brags about being drunk anyway after the first few times when your underage?
Maybe I'm just old
Ever been so drunk you can't read?
I haven't, but I see a lot of "Hey look everyone I'm drunk" posts where it looks like they intentionally misspelled every word.
Who brags about being drunk anyway after the first few times when your underage?
Maybe I'm just old
i have been so drunk i couldnt read my text messages before, but never on a computer. im pretty sure ppl just misspell stuff to look cool
I will definitely say that my drunk dialing went on a steady decline after the first few times.Originally Posted by civic95
yea mine too after 8th grade...
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lol I just tend to make drunk phone calls at 3 am to random people...
I once called someone and told him to eat me out, or I would never speak to them again!!! HAHAH thank god my phone number was blocked LMAO!
grand prix.....
???
<---Click it.
I don't remember.
what he said..... call me next time
haha no!!!
grand prix.....
Call me next time Laura
i misspell while typing when im drunk, but i read as i type so i still correct errors. i think ppl think its cool when there like "OMMG im sso drizzunkk" i have been to the point where shits way to blurry for me to read.
Call me next time Laura
yes ma'am
and if I dont will you spank?
grand prix.....
of course.....
Reading is for suckers anyway
I thrive on caffineand HATE
I can't read. It's not that I'm illiterate; I'm just too dumb to read.
There's a spot of irony in that statement.
I actually try to spell better when drunk. Doesn't always happen but..hey thats part of being drunk..
OH and wouldn't be a thread if I didn't go "shit I'm too sober let me go get 293075930 more beers, I hate alcohol tolerance..."
I honestly wish I could drink half a beer and be buzzing my ass off..
anyways what the fuck we talking about?
The only people that brag is. 15 or 16 yr old little sluts who get drunk from 1 smirnoff and they think they are cool because they are "drunk"
I was so drunk once that I couldn't continue reading. I was flying from NY to Atlanta on a Saturday afternoon. I then proceeded to join the mile high club. It was awesome!
I've made a thread or two in the past on this very topic. Some of it looks to be intentional misspellings to me, also. And if not, how is supposed to be funny or cool to get drunk so you can post that was on the Net? Later, QD.
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well i was pretty damn drunk last night..... and i could read fine. my eyes worked....my brain was just a little slow...
i've made post when i've been on pills that have made no sense.. but drunk i can read sorta, like my eyes have a hard time focusing
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it just depends, i am beyond tore up... its a struggle to type normal...i trhionk ..damnit thinkj some are better than others i can barely make a letter yet a word..i'm sober becasuse drunk posting is gay o_O
i just can't read
Val RIP
Ironyi just can't read
An old man turned ninety-eight
He won the lottery and died the next day
It's a black fly in your Chardonnay
It's a death row pardon two minutes too late
And isn't it ironic... don't you think
It's like rain on your wedding day
It's a free ride when you've already paid
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
Who would've thought... it figures
Mr. Play It Safe was afraid to fly
He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids goodbye
He waited his whole damn life to take that flight
And as the plane crashed down he thought
"Well isn't this nice..."
And isn't it ironic... don't you think
It's like rain on your wedding day
It's a free ride when you've already paid
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
Who would've thought... it figures
Well life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
When you think everything's okay and everything's going right
And life has a funny way of helping you out when
You think everything's gone wrong and everything blows up
In your face
A traffic jam when you're already late
A no-smoking sign on your cigarette break
It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife
It's meeting the man of my dreams
And then meeting his beautiful wife
And isn't it ironic...don't you think
A little too ironic...and, yeah, I really do think...
It's like rain on your wedding day
It's a free ride when you've already paid
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
Who would've thought... it figures
Life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
Life has a funny, funny way of helping you out
Helping you out
Val RIP
i hate being so drunk that i cant even read a text on my phone.. its all blurry and moving.. sucks, because usually it ends up
heh heh one time at a club house, but i nvr post up a thread. i quitted all that.
i now noticed that this is my first forum . lol
I give out reps....
Some of these folks dont know what drunk is. When I'm still typing about my night, I'm not drunk, I'm buzzed. When I get drunk and I'm about to end my night, I head straight to the damn bed, not no computer. I know Im underage and everything but some of these kids just act so damn stupid when they're "drunk" and it DOESN'T make them cool one bit.
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I'm peaking man, throw that vicks inhailer this way!
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or just rolls...
It's been so long since I've done that. I had to have put a lot of holes in my brain.or just rolls...
My room-mate said something that totally swayed me from rolling...
"Fool...ecstasy is like...takin ice cream scoops out of your brain."
hah, i've never done rolls.
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