Once upon a time Tom and Bill go to a bar and Tom get drunk and pukes on himself...
Tom: "Damn man now my wife is gonna find out i been drinking again...shit."
Bill: "Don't worry man just take this $20 bill and stick in ur shirt pocket...go home tell her that some guy threw up on you and gave u $20 to dry clean the shirt."
Tom: "You are a life saver man" *fall down hard on his ass*.
Later that night.....Tom walks in his house....
Wife: "WTF u puked all over yourself...u been drinking again ."
Tom: "No No No some other guy was drunk and puked on me...look he even gave me $20 for dry cleaning."
Wife: "But this is $40?"
Tom: "Oh he shit in my pants too....."