GT = General Theatrics....the 116 means that you ranked 116 out of 100 people in acting like your smart enough to be included general population.Originally Posted by The Whiteboy
EL = Electronic Linguistics....225 shows that you have a 225% chance of failing basic message board thread compositions. In other words, you lack the ability to put together a simple post and it be recognized as legible.
BEE = Basic Estrogen Ethics....your 225 score shows that you near the top of the charts in this category. Nice job. You are so well-versed and respective of the femininity side of life, most people will see you as the 6th Backstreet Boy.
ENG = Emotionless Nights of Glory....you have a 122% greater chance of your left hand getting you off than your right hand and/or any person of the female persuasion.
MEC = Micro Extremity Confusion....this part of the test asks people to try and identify the male reproductive organ on the test taker(you). The more doubt as to whether or not it is a misplaced finger or an actual organ, the more the confusion. The higher the score, the higher the confusion level is. 200 is the top score. You scored a 180?
MEC2 = If the score of the first MEC tops 165, they redo the test just to make sure the first test was done properly so as not to add to the confusion of the test taker himself. As evidenced by your score of 184, the confusion got a bit worse. Were you cold or something?
NUC = Nightly Uncontrollable Climaxes....This is how they test you to see if you are going to be a hazard on extended submarine voyages. It could become a nuisance to other seamen(lolol) if you are constantly climaxing in your sleep. No one will know if you are thinking/dreaming about the other sailors or a female. A score of 100-175 shows a low to zero climax range. From 176-250 shows a moderate climax zone. Therefore you probably do this at 4-5 times a week.
OPS = Occupational Perseverance Stamina....Your score of 237 shows that you have the ability to stealthily and efficiently make sure that all waste disposal units are emptied.
HM = Head Master....This isn't what you might think it is. The Head Master is the official person in charge of the latrine. It is fondly referred to in the Navy as the "Tyrant of Toilets." You were tested to see if, at least, you could do this if accepted into the Navy. You have to have a minimum score of 180 to secure a position in this field. You seemed to have scored a 169. Close, though.
ADM = Administrative Decisive Mobility....This test is designed to see if you can make quick decisions while on the move. You scored a 116. Below is how the scores breakdown:
300-350 = Can successfully make decisions during a front line raid of enemy forces
250-299 = Can determine course of action for enemy fighters approaching ship
200-249 = Can make the call as to what to do in the case that there is a conflict between sailors during an attack
150-199 = Is able to dole out responsibilities to other crew members while performing your own tasks
100-149 = Can decide, during head movement, whether to spit or swallow
I hope all this helps and it looks like you make a fine sailor's call girl. Later, QD.
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