Fine I will tell the truth: It was a beautiful sunny day in gorgeous Manhattan when to sluttly 11 year olds walked by. I proceeded to check them out and then go rape them and there 817 other classmates. Then I called 911 81 times because I was freaking out over what I done. Then I bought some 8 classic 1911 pistols (Suicide purposes) and none of the bitches worked. I now own a 1981 Porsche. Crazy coincidence I guess.