I break into people's houses at night, and fill their shampoo bottles with my jizzms. I figure that's a hobby that normal people wouldn't do.
I break into people's houses at night, and fill their shampoo bottles with my jizzms. I figure that's a hobby that normal people wouldn't do.
You collect hand guns and you have eight 1911's?
Wow. Your the only one ever to get that right. I just like that Porsche.Originally Posted by Psycho
Originally Posted by 81911
wait so you didnt call 911 81 times??![]()
I'm the head pasty chef at the Ritz downtown. My nickname is Half Baked because a lot of times I'll only partially cook the pies, because it leaves the crust softer which is a technique I learned in france when I went to school for 5 years.
no its not.. tell the truth.. you get stoned and walk around... and thats your favorite movie lolOriginally Posted by HalfBaked
my dads stage name is dracc.. hes a jazz musician and i grew up playing jazz with him and his band.. so they tend to call me lil dracc hence the 11 after my name![]()
umm nickname from when I was a kid...funny thing is white people gave it to me...LOL
grand prix.....
i knew it damnit... i deserve repsOriginally Posted by 81911
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I thought it was because you raped 819 11 year olds...
Fine I will tell the truth: It was a beautiful sunny day in gorgeous Manhattan when to sluttly 11 year olds walked by. I proceeded to check them out and then go rape them and there 817 other classmates. Then I called 911 81 times because I was freaking out over what I done. Then I bought some 8 classic 1911 pistols (Suicide purposes) and none of the bitches worked. I now own a 1981 Porsche. Crazy coincidence I guess.![]()
that works for me
repostOriginally Posted by Echonova
cause i am simply that PURE JDM, nothing on my car is NOT jdm![]()
Pure RiceOriginally Posted by PURE jdm
Holy hell, he isn't lying.Originally Posted by PURE jdm
Of all things...
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i have an EF and an EG , and i was born and raised in Scotland yae daft cunt! lol
dnwp
hey watch yourself froggy! i'ma let loose the hounds on that toad ass!
becareful or u will end up like vickOriginally Posted by PURE jdm
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bwhahahah! fine, i'll give the dogs a biscuit and release the wallaby's! they hide midget ninja's in their pouches![]()
lolOriginally Posted by PURE jdm
im building the ultimate jdm car![]()
sounds likes racsim to meOriginally Posted by Whiteboy™
y cant it be the black man?
i know why not? blackpower? or kill whitey?
cause u know what blackpower leads tooOriginally Posted by PURE jdm
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Originally Posted by PURE jdm
cheese it
they found me
I'm black. I had a shiney baldhead. I like James Bond. I picked up the name back in 2001. I did a google search on my name and I'm all over the place. Then I get on AIM sometime this year and some 17 year old kid PM's me and said I stole his name and his friends just made the name up last year and that I have to change it. I told him to do a google search and GTFO------------------------------>
K series 626. That's right. It's got a K in it.
It's what we're called from the planet I'm from.
Originally Posted by jerseyef9
ls2 = my motor
_ - space
kid = i'm young
it just dawned on me![]()
Mine's easier than hooked on phonics.
IA Rules doesn't allow these images in sigs
- IA Mgmt
Slowly Beating You...Simple... I am slow, but dont test my driving...done.
Not BITING...I dont make it a habit to slowly bite people..![]()
BeFF <beef>
GECKOSQUAD
i'd like for you to slowlyOriginally Posted by SLOWLYbtngU
me !
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dnwp
bwaaahhhaahaha... nicely done...Originally Posted by EF/EG_Scotsman
oh and s/n... well lets just say i have the only dodge ram in gainesville w/o chrome trim, poked out 13 inch wheels, and an alien behind the wheel![]()
Derrrrr!!Originally Posted by SLOWLYbtngU
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Not that kind of beating homie!Originally Posted by EF/EG_Scotsman
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Originally Posted by Psycho
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BeFF <beef>
GECKOSQUAD
My name's Amber, and this was a nickname someone gave me back in high school.