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    Default Georgia Girls!!

    Georgia Girls:
    Three men were sitting together, bragging about how they had been giving
    their new wives duties.

    The first man had married a woman from Colorado, and bragged that he
    had told his wife she was going to do all the dishes and house cleaning
    that needed done at their house. He said that it took a couple of days,
    but on the third day, he came home to a clean house and the dishes were
    all washed and put away.

    The second man had married a woman from Oklahoma.
    He bragged that he had given his wife orders that she was to do all the
    cleaning, dishes and the cooking. He told them that the first day he
    didn't see any results, but the next day it was better. By the
    third day, his house was clean, the dishes were done, and he had a huge
    dinner on the table.

    The third man had married a Georgia girl. He said that he told her that
    her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed,
    laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal. He
    said the first day he didn't see anything. The second day he didn't see
    anything, but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down and
    he could see a little out of his left eye, just enough to fix himself a
    bite to eat, run the vacuum, do a load of laundry, load the dishwasher,
    and go out and mow the lawn.

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    Then there's this one...

    A girl from Georgia and a girl from the Northeast were seated side by
    side on an airplane.

    The girl from Georgia, being friendly and all, said, "So, where ya'll
    from?"

    The Northeast girl said, "From a place where they know better than to
    use a preposition at the end of a sentence."

    The girl from Georgia sat quietly for a few moments and then replied:






































    So, where ya'll from, bitch?"

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    Kelly: Not funny.

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    Ok gene...


    Boy Power!

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    hahaha lmao

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kelly
    Ok gene...


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    Gene shut up

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    Thanks Shawna.

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    no problem hun Im getting tired of his lip hahah

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    Shawna & Chante do it better

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    Don't lie to each other bishes. Y'all is all crazy talkin.

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    this thread reeks of repost



    Quote Originally Posted by Sinfix_15 View Post
    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?

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    Quote Originally Posted by 81911
    Don't lie to each other bishes. Y'all is all crazy talkin.
    I'm going to stick my hand down your throat, pull your pancreas out...

    And slap it

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kelly
    Shawna & Chante do it better

    damn right we do!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by phatboislim
    this thread reeks of repost
    Sorry, thats actually whore you smell.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kelly
    I'm going to stick my hand down your throat, pull your pancreas out...

    And slap it
    LOL

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    Aight Gene... Meet me the dam

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    Sorry got to go to school. Peace bishes

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    Quote Originally Posted by 81911
    Sorry, thats actually whore you smell.
    which one?



    Quote Originally Posted by Sinfix_15 View Post
    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?

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    school sux

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    i thought this was gonna be a guy post talking about georgia girls


    which they are the shit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kelly
    Then there's this one...

    A girl from Georgia and a girl from the Northeast were seated side by
    side on an airplane.

    The girl from Georgia, being friendly and all, said, "So, where ya'll
    from?"

    The Northeast girl said, "From a place where they know better than to
    use a preposition at the end of a sentence."

    The girl from Georgia sat quietly for a few moments and then replied:






































    So, where ya'll from, bitch?"

    hahaha, thats awesome

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