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    Default Dear Bubba

    Dear Bubba,



    This is your Mama. I'm writing this letter slow because I know you can't

    read fast. We don't live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in

    the newspaper that most accidents happen within 20 miles from your home, so

    we moved. I won't be able to send you the address because the last Alabama

    family that lived here took the house numbers when they moved so that they

    wouldn't have to change their address.



    This place is really nice. It even has a washing machine. I'm not sure it

    works so well though: last week I put a load in and pulled the chain and

    haven't seen them since.



    The weather isn't bad here. It only rained twice last week; the first time

    for three days and the second time for four days.



    About that coat you wanted me to send you, your Uncle Marvin said it

    would be too heavy to send in the mail with the buttons on, so we cut them

    off and put them in the pockets.



    John locked his keys in the car yesterday. We were really worried because

    it took him two hours to get me and your father out.



    Your sister had a baby this morning; but I haven't found out what it is yet

    so I don't know if you're an aunt or an uncle. The baby looks just like your brother....



    Uncle Ted fell in a whiskey vat last week. Some men tried to pull him out,

    but he fought them off playfully and drowned. We had him cremated and he

    burned for three days.



    Three of your friends went off a bridge in a pick-up truck. Ralph was

    driving. He rolled down the window and swam to safety. Your other two

    friends were in back. They drowned because they couldn't get the tailgate

    down.



    There isn't much more news at this time. Nothing much has happened.



    Love, Mama



    P.S. I was going to send you some money but the envelope was already

    sealed.

    2000 EM1
    1998 Tacoma
    ...bagged.....in the process of a body drop

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    Hmmm...

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    lmao omg that was hilarious

    VAL FOR PRESIDENT

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    Lmfao....

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    You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to noridetoolow again.

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