so i'm eating dinner with a couple of friends at applesneeze on barrett...when i get this random text message from a number i don't recongize...it says:

"u better not b drinkin asshole!! that's my job"

i respond with:

"who the fuck are you?"

it turned out that it was Jesse (he somehow got my number) and he was stalking/staring at me the whole night....i lol'd