Just out of curiousity.... where exactly do you work? I'm going to assume this isn't in a garage, cause that shit wouldn't last 10 minutes in the garages i've worked in... Anyways, I'd tell him just shut the fuck up, you dont care to hear about his fudge packing chronicles. If he keeps it up, fuckin just call the ACLU or whoever you call and report him for sexual harassment, seems like everybody gets busted for that nowadays, might as well bust the gays too.