ralph the chicken
Ralph came home drunk one night, slid into bed
>Beside his sleeping wife, and fell into a deep slumber.
>He awoke before the Pearly Gates, where St.
>Peter said, "You died in your sleep, Ralph."
>Ralph was stunned. "I'm dead? No, I can't be!
>I've got too much to live for. Send me back!"
>St. Peter said, "I'm sorry, but there's only one
>way you can go back, and that is as a chicken."
>Ralph was devastated, but begged St. Peter to
>send him to a farm near his home. The next thing he
>knew, he was covered with feathers, clucking, and
>pecking the ground.
>A rooster strolled past. "So, you're the new hen, huh?
>How's your first day here?"
>"Not bad," replied Ralph the hen, "but I have
>this strange feeling inside. Like I'm gonna explode!"
>"You're ovulating," explained the rooster. "Don 't tell me you've never laid an egg before?"
>"Never," said Ralph. "Well, just relax and let it happen," says the
>rooster. "It's no big deal." Ralph did, and a few uncomfortable seconds
>later, out popped an egg! Ralph was overcome with
>emotion as he experienced motherhood. He soon laid
>another egg -- his joy was overwhelming.
>As he was about to lay his third egg, he felt a
>smack on the back of his head, and heard his wife shout.....
>"Dammit, Ralph! Wake up. You're crapping
>in the bed!"
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Originally Posted by Mr. KiDD
