Why does someone sleep on friday? Its friday. I dont have shit to do but I still hum to the pizza in the oven waiting for it to be done because its friday. I still stay up sitting on the toilet pretending I need to make a log house but I dont. Its friday, a day of not worrying about going to sleep, a day of being a bum, a night of being more useless then nipples on a male dog. Grab Friday by its horns and tell it, it aint shit then fart in its nostrils and hold on tight as it jerks back because Friday aint going no where. You own Friday, youll kick its ass if you have to and its nothing without you. So don’t be intimidated by it. Just like you can, I have bitched slapped the fuck out of over 20 fridays to let the stubborn ones know that they arnt shit and they rely on what you make them out to be.
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Originally Posted by TheSnail
