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  1. 08-10-2007, 01:33 AM #1
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    Default Wal-Mart Greeter

    A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart
    with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through
    the entrance.

     The Wal-Mart Greeter said pleasantly, "Good morning, and welcome to
    Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?"

    The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, "Hell no they ain't twins,
    The oldest one's 9 and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you
    think they're twins? Are you f'n blind, or just stupid?"

    "I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am," replied the greeter. "I just
    couldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day now and thank
    you for shopping at Wal-Mart."







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  2. 08-10-2007, 01:36 AM #2
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    pwned

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  3. 08-10-2007, 01:38 AM #3
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  4. 08-10-2007, 01:43 AM #4
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    Hmm
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  5. 08-10-2007, 01:49 AM #5
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    hahahahaha
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  6. 08-10-2007, 01:59 AM #6
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    Pretty funny.
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  7. 08-10-2007, 02:02 AM #7
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    bwahahahahahahaha

    You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to The Whiteboy again.
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  8. 08-10-2007, 03:03 AM #8
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    hell nah...lol
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  9. 08-10-2007, 03:48 AM #9
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    Hhahahah, good stuff.
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  10. 08-10-2007, 06:44 AM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by DB1_77
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    You can go ahead and quit with the -jonathan shit.
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  11. 08-10-2007, 02:14 PM #11
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    HAHAH!
    You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to The Whiteboy again.
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  12. 08-10-2007, 02:18 PM #12
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    OHHHHHHHHHHHHH i get it....cause if they were twins she would have only gotten laid once hahahaha thats a good one.
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  13. 08-10-2007, 02:22 PM #13
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    funny shiat..


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  14. 08-10-2007, 03:47 PM #14
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    haha, good shit.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Clegger
    OHHHHHHHHHHHHH i get it....cause if they were twins she would have only gotten laid once hahahaha thats a good one.
    EDIT *inserts* '/sarcasm'



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    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?
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  16. 08-10-2007, 04:16 PM #16
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    no one ever heard this before?




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  17. 08-10-2007, 04:17 PM #17
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    im remainin quiet JJ



    Quote Originally Posted by Sinfix_15 View Post
    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?
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  18. 08-10-2007, 04:19 PM #18
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    lol good one.
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  19. 08-10-2007, 04:51 PM #19
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    ok
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  20. 08-10-2007, 06:08 PM #20
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    you can thank my mom for sending me this chain email.




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  21. 08-10-2007, 06:36 PM #21
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