where? Did I miss it? Dang....Quote:
Originally Posted by StuntallDay
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where? Did I miss it? Dang....Quote:
Originally Posted by StuntallDay
A little Mexican boy goes into the kitchen where his mom is baking. He puts his hand in the flour and wipes it all over his face. He says, "Mom, look - I'm a white boy!" His mom slaps him in the face and says, "Go show your father." He goes to his dad in the living room and says, "Look Dad, I'm a white boy." His dad slaps him hard in the face and says, "Go show your grandmother." The boy goes into his grandmother's room and say, "Mira, Abuelita, I'm a white boy." His grandmother slaps him in the face and sends him back to his mother. His mother says, "See, did you learn anything from that?" To which the boy replies, "Sure did! I have only been white for five minutes and I already hate you Mexicans!"
Two Americans and a Mexican are exploring in Africa and they stumble upon a tribe. The chief of the tribe tells the explorers that they are going to get fruit shoved up their butts and if they laugh they are going to get killed. Luckly, the Chief tells them they get to pick their own fruit. The two whittes pick berries and the Chief shoves it up their butts. They both laugh their heads off. In heaven God asks them why they laughed. And the Americans reply, "The Mexican picked a watermelon."
An Arab, Frenchman, American and a Mexican are riding down the highway. The Arab picks up an AK-47. He shoots a couple of rounds and then throws the gun out the window. The American asks him why he through the gun out the window and the Arab says they have so many of those where he is from he doesn't care about what happens to them.
The Frenchman picks up a bottle of wine and drinks a little and throws it out the window. The American asks him why he tossed it. The Frenchman says they have so much of it where he is from he doesn't care what happens to it.
The American picks up the Mexican and throws him out the window.
Is that the end of the joke for the last one?
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Originally Posted by SLOWLYbtngU
Yup....
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Originally Posted by StuntallDay
punchline ftw:lmfao:
u dnt get it??? LOLOLOLOLOLOL the american threw the mexican out cuz they have too many:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:Quote:
Originally Posted by SLOWLYbtngU
I saw these and I was like god damn, hilariooooooooooooooous.
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Originally Posted by phatboislim
LOL..I was going to make a thread but I figured that Thinkfat might try to get me banned or some gay ish....
thats prolly already in process...he got me banned once:gay:Quote:
Originally Posted by StuntallDay
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Originally Posted by phatboislim
I could care less really..fake ass thugs ftl.
Sure as hell did...Quote:
Originally Posted by phatboislim
Oh I got the joke. It's just..I have heard it differently
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Originally Posted by SLOWLYbtngU
I should make a thread of some jokes....
Umm there has been one before....Uhhh I actually started it...Well not as a joke thread but it turned into oneQuote:
Originally Posted by StuntallDay
http://www.importatlanta.com/forums/...ad.php?t=66312 :look:
there to be exact
Excuse me while I read.........
GETQuote:
Originally Posted by SLOWLYbtngU
THEEEEEEEE
****
OUT WHITE GIRL:ninja:
LOL @ manuel laborQuote:
Originally Posted by SLOWLYbtngU
That pissed me off tht day... i was ticked!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by phatboislim
Eat a **** bitches.
:lmao::lmao: i can imagine, but u can sit and laugh at it now lolzQuote:
Originally Posted by SLOWLYbtngU
stand right there BRAIN...*unzips pants and pees on B*Quote:
Eat a **** bitches.
******, yo.
love u too pookie lololololol. wats good B..*****
That thread was kinda funny....kinda.
Then you should make a new one and see what gets posted.Quote:
Originally Posted by StuntallDay
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Originally Posted by SLOWLYbtngU
LOL..it'd be a f'in reposting fest, is what it would be...
Finally I am having a good day. It has been a long time coming, bro.Quote:
Originally Posted by phatboislim
:yes:Quote:
Originally Posted by StuntallDay
I know...
Damn, I gota get my arm ready to beat this damn boy in basketball tonight.
that is awesome...Someone must have gotten some wings with a hungry big girl :bump:Quote:
Originally Posted by B
You wish.:tongue1:Quote:
Originally Posted by SLOWLYbtngU
:( You dont need me anymore..I see how it is....Quote:
Originally Posted by B
Watch...When you least expect it......
BAM! d*ck on the screen! :lmfao:
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Originally Posted by SLOWLYbtngU
The hell?
I was tellin B one night that I harrass my guy friends by showing them bad b*tches and then as they scroll down.....BAM!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by StuntallDay
Dingaling on the screen :bump:
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Originally Posted by SLOWLYbtngU
You sick twisted woman.......................:lmfao:
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Originally Posted by SLOWLYbtngU
See, now that is ****ed up. And to think I was going to invite you over for a BBQ tonight.
BTCH!!!
ExactlyQuote:
Originally Posted by StuntallDay
SLOWLYbtngU is a ******
WASSAP?!
nothing but my above stated post lol. sup w/ u
gettin ready for work.. another week another dolla ya know how it is
naw not really...its more like another week another penny lol...bills bills bills