It is so..Just like he "bumped" into the frozen food door down that aisle.Quote:
Originally Posted by phatboislim
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It is so..Just like he "bumped" into the frozen food door down that aisle.Quote:
Originally Posted by phatboislim
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Originally Posted by SLOWLYbtngU
take it like a G.... you know i'm gangsta....*goes in the closet and grabe shoe box off the floor... opens and grabs bandanna.... ROLLING 20 baby..... Puts in back in shoe box to continue retirement*:ninja:
He didnt own shit and you know it.Quote:
Originally Posted by phatboislim
I am soft to touch...I dont roll around and wrestle with people. I beat bitches up...I dont man-handle. I ant take it. It hurts. I have no shame in admitting that. I am not "tough" but I wasnt made to be wo whatever...
damn ese lol..u let that girl push u around like that..hell naw..id ball her up in the frozen peas sectionQuote:
Originally Posted by SLOWLYbtngU
*senses police will be called soon..or something police likes to use i.e. handcuffs* lolQuote:
I am soft...I am fluffy. You cant be man-handling me like I am some kinda rag doll. C'mon now... That is jsut uncalled for.
lets see how big a whore u guys are?:lmfao:
Start at 50 and add or subtract points as stated for each statement that applies to you...
+Above75 means you kinda suck in bed.
+Above 50 means you are not so good in bed..and not so fun
--Below 50 means you are fun in bed
--Below 25 means you are damn great in bed!
AFTER you're done... put your name at the bottom, along with your score. (TIP: USE A CALCULATOR...THINKING...pfft!!!)
-Add 10 if you are a virgin.
-Subtract 5 if You have had sex before.
-Subtract 5 more if you have had sex with more then 5 people.
-Add 5 If you have never had oral sex.
-Subtract 5 if you have had or performed oral sex.
-Subtract 2 if you have had sex in a public place.
-Subtract 3 if you have done 69.
-Add 5 If you have never had an orgasm.
-Add 5 If you cant name 3 types/brands of condoms.
-Subtract 2 if you have masturbated.
-Subtract 3 if you have fingered/ given a handjob to someone else.
-Subtract 5 if you have used someone for sex [one night stand].
-Add 5 if You have never seen someone of the opposite sex naked.
-Add 3 if you haven't been kissed in the past month.
-Add 2 if you have never masturbated.
-Add 5 if you have never seen or watched porn.
-Subtract 5 if you have made your own porn.
-Subtract 3 if you have participated in anal sex.
-Subtract 2 if you have used lube during sex.
-Add 5 If you cant remember your last perverted thought.
-Subtract 5 if you have used sex toys.
-Subtract 3 if you have had a perverted thought in the past hour.
-Subtract 2 if you have kissed someone of the same sex.
Now post your name and you score below. Lets see how long we can get this list.
:rolleyes:Quote:
Originally Posted by Dracc
~remembers Keisha's rant about stupid gang members~
:lmao:
*laughs at Walter*
:tongue:
thats what im sayin hoe..betta start readin that shit will get u beat up..i aint dracc..u aint gona push me in no door at the storeQuote:
Originally Posted by SLOWLYbtngU
Handcuffs on who? Me? Yeah cuz I'ma SNAP!!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by phatboislim
What did I miss?
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Originally Posted by SLOWLYbtngU
BAng bang cuz.... lol.
EDIT!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by MrsDirtyOc™
It was actually 0
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:o
psh...Quote:
Originally Posted by Dracc
Nothing much..A lot of whoring..they sold tiff for 10 bucks...But I was confused cuz I thought she belonged to you but whatever.Quote:
Originally Posted by B
How is FL?
I'm looking for a woman ... help me out
NOTHIN...first we were educatin that hoe tiff on hoe good cumquil is for her and how itll whiten her teeth and has proteins in it..then joselyn started ownin dracc..the usual u knoQuote:
Originally Posted by B
*looks on myspace* i found u some:goodjob:Quote:
Originally Posted by Dracc
PBS what was ure score?..........hmmmm......WHORE!!!!!
i didnt do it lolol..ill do it when i comeback from lunch:DQuote:
Originally Posted by MrsDirtyOc™
Oh I will help you look...Quote:
Originally Posted by Dracc
I just hope you can see with two black eyes....punk ass
What you find for him?!?!?!?!!!???!?!!?!!?Quote:
Originally Posted by phatboislim
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Originally Posted by SLOWLYbtngU
he found me some women.. thats what.. :screwy:
ok, that's cool.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dracc
Enjoy. :goodjob:
Damn.....this thread is STILL going on!!!! daaaaang
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Originally Posted by SLOWLYbtngU
dont worry......... I will :rolleyes: :idb: :yes: :ninja:
I'm back bishes.what's popping?
OH SHIT:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:Quote:
Oh I will help you look...
I just hope you can see with two black eyes....punk ass
sure enuf shawtay wats goodQuote:
Originally Posted by Lizbiz101
go to the men of ia thread..big shit poppin in there..page number 9 packs the most 'punch':lmfao:Quote:
Originally Posted by STI LOVER
ok BRB
~shakes right leg some more~Quote:
Originally Posted by Dracc
~manages an eat shit and die smile~
:D
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Originally Posted by SLOWLYbtngU
~sings dweles song~ I know its early......... I know its soon.... but truth be told girl I ........ i think i lub you :D
dayum man, u had her at hello. :lmfao:Quote:
Originally Posted by Dracc
.... :rolleyes:Quote:
Originally Posted by Dracc
hardly.....Quote:
Originally Posted by STI LOVER
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i'm so Ice cold i need some long johns on
I bored...Quote:
Originally Posted by Dracc
:(
I tired...
:(
I I I...I need something else to complain about dammit!!!! :thinking:
hellllllo
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Originally Posted by SLOWLYbtngU
i swear to god if you turn into Tiff with this complaining im leaving you
HIiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by never_finished
:)
You already left me....Quote:
Originally Posted by Dracc
:look:Quote:
Originally Posted by Dracc