WHO HAS A POTTY MOUTH???

[BABY J]

LOL - before I quit my "2 days a week" gig at AutoZone I heard this conversation... (verbatim, I SWEAR).

BABYJ: AZ Commercial, can I help you?
CHAD: yeah - This is Chad at Firestone Carmel, I need a upper control arm for an 02 F150 2wd w/ 4 wheel ABS w/ a v8.
BABYJ: Computer says I have none, hold on a sec while I check my hub store and sister stores.
CHAD: Aiight...

** I put the phone on MUTE but still have it up to my ear **



CHAD: *talking to one of his co-workers* ... so f*ckin yeah man, I told him to just f*ckin punch out the bushing, but f*ck, on this f*ckin truck f*ckin Ford recommends, you know, they ummm recommend to f*ckin replace the whole en-f*ckin-tire control arm -- just for one f*ckin bushing.
CO-WORKER: what???? are you serious?
CHAD: f*ck yeah. I f*ckin told the customer that all he f*ckin needed was a bushing - but f*ck, Ford f*cked that the f*ck up. Now I gotta do a f*ckin whole f*ckin control arm

** By this time, I already knew that I had a control arm for him at my Lawrence (hub) store, but I wanted to listen to his convo a bit more... LOL. So I continued to listen. **

CHAD: ... man, it's been a f*ckin day man. For real. I f*ckin' had Todd put f*ckin brakes on that f*ckin green Taurus GL and f*ck, he f*ckin calls J'son (me) at AZ Commercial and f*ckin orders brakes for a f*ckin SHO. F*ck - like those f*ckin brakes are gonna fit on a f*ckin GL.

** silence **

CHAD: Ashley!!! COME HERE!!!!
ASHLEY: Yes??
CHAD: Gimme a sec - I'm on f*ckin hold from f*ckin AZ Commercial on that f*ckin 150. I wanna f*ckin get that f*ckin truck outta here to-f*ckin-day.
BABYJ: *smiling* Ok bro I'm back. I got that control-arm at my hub, I can get it to ya in 2 hours. You want it?
CHAD: f*ck yeah... I'll take it man. f*ck, it's the only one in town so I f*ckin don't gotta f*ckin choice, really. UMMM... f*ck, hold on bro let me getta f*ckin PO (purchase order) number for ya bro. f*ckin... uhhh.... one sec Baby J, """ F*CK - WHO'S LOGGED IN??? YOU GOT ME F*CKIN LOCKED OUT AND I NEED TO GENERATE A PO number!!!! """"

** I hear Ashley in the background say, "no1 is logged in Chad - just hit f3"

CHAD: Oh... f*ck! My bad J. People f*ckin sh*t up over here man. F*ck, ummm... your PO is 74322. F*ckin thanx. Oh yeah, f*ck I need some f*ckin brakes for a 95 Taurus GL too man, f*ckin I'm gonna return the other ones you sent - stick the new ones on the f*ckin same PO as the control arm. Later man
BABY J: Later.


LOL - I hung up the phone and I was like "WOW".


Until I heard this conversation I thought I had a potty mouth, but I actually do pretty good. Who has a potty-mouth (online, or in person)??