Quote Originally Posted by hydroshutter
I'm also going to pour piss into my co-worker's plants before I leave. She cares more about her plants than she does work.

that or Saltwater.
That sounds fun. Do that and take a can of tuna fish, punch holes in it and drain the juice. Then tape the can the bottom of her chair and let the fun begin as co-workers begin to question why she smells like fish.